A-Town Probz

Hide yo wives, hide yo kids, cause there's about to be a storm up in here.

I am seriously loving this weather. #snow

They're planning on tearing down the Dos Amigos on Beechmont to put in ANOTHER Tire Discounters. What's next, Nascar races down Beechmont?

If you dress up as the Mortons salt girl you shouldn't have any problems tonight.

As of right now trick or test if still on tonight... Have a feeling that may soon change... We all know the real parties are tomorrow night.

Such a shame to hear the kivas at Sherwood and Ayer are getting filled in because of one clumsy parent. @FHSchools

The way things are going, they're going to replace caribou coffee with another car shop.

Don't you love waiting to get school supplies and finally going only to find all the folders are gone except Powder Puff Girls and Barbie.

School is a lot like prison, except the lunches in prison probably taste better.

Would you rather drink a cup of water from the Ohio River or Sunlight Pool?

If you don't know what number 3471111 is then you can go ahead and get out.

And you gotta love those Coney cops who think they're the freaking Navy SEALS or something.

We all know someone who has gotten in trouble at Riverbend.

If you are starting inside today, you need to get your priorities straight. This is the best day of the year.

This day could not be more perfect

Someone at Speedway had a stroke when they saw how high the gas prices were. #WhatAShame

If you grew up on a cul-de-sac that thing was automatically turned into a racetrack for bikes and big wheels.

Can't believe I didn't tweet about Anderson Days once this weekend! Just a breeding ground for middle schoolers to feel socially awkward...

Another incredible day. I could get used to this weather!

Seriously this is the most annoying thing in the world.