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Andrew Applegate

@AndrewApplegate

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

 Melrose, Massachusetts
Joined July 2009
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Lovely colors.
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Happy #GulfOfAmericaDay to those celebrating
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Love that this was written as a developing story
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WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) profile pictureWCVB-TV Boston@WCVB5 Jan 2024
Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at Market Basket | Click on the image to read the full story wcvb.com/article/assault-wat…
Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at Market Basket

Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at Market Basket

One person was taken to the hospital after being struck by a watermelon at a New Hampshire Market Basket, police said.

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Well, there does that dream down the drain
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Pretty sure the statue of limitations has expired on that
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Much more exciting than something that could happen in Melrose 😂
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...are there other instances in which you’d need to leave your house besides health care, work, shopping, and recreation?
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Please don’t leave your PPE in the street.
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