Photographer: people, things, places. Shocked to be here. https://xitter.cf/t.co/ykB4yEHNDw

Opens With Relax
Joined April 2009
Teamwork
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Never a truer word spoken about @netflix USA USA USA
Netflix apologises for being a bit shit of late. “Bear with - hopefully we’ll come up with some new shows worth watching soon,” said chief executive Bella Netflix
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1936 Hetchins Brilliant No. 1 Frame No. 64260 | An Exceptional Survivor A remarkable survivor from the earliest years of one of Britain's most celebrated lightweight bicycle manufacturers. Built in April 1936, this Hetchins Brilliant No. 1 represents an important chapter in British cycling history. One of a small number of surviving examples from this pioneering period, it embodies the craftsmanship and innovation that established Hetchins' reputation. Its provenance is particularly noteworthy. The original Hetchins ledger records W. R. Jones of Dagenham, dated 25 July 1936, providing a rare, documented connection to its first recorded owner.
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Kylie Minogue says it’s nice that bikers are doing their annual ride for Children In Need but she still thinks they’re cunts
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Aftermarnin haters. Which one of you nicked my bike hut?
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I have no need for this. *winky eyed emoji*
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"Are you planning to cook them in a specific dish (like a cassoulet or with lentils), or are you looking for a recipe to make them yourself?" Fuck off Google. Non of your cocking business. God, it's like Elaine from Ally Mcbeal answering.
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Sat in a cafe next to two young women who sound like a Boots makeup advert. You know, endless monotones with each sentence being spliced slughtly over the next so there are no gaps. And the words are being played at 1.25x. Maybe even 1.5x speed.
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25 minutes have passed. No gaps, still talking.
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Replying to @Lexibexiio
The extra arm would be a greater issue.
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Remembering the one and only Marco Simoncelli, who died during the 2011 Malaysian Grand Prix, 15 years ago today: Big heart, big hair, big balls #MotoGP motorsportmagazine.com/artic…
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Wife and I have a thing, if one of us turns a light on the other will hiss like a vampire. Had to rein that in after we were alone in a lift when the doors opened to the bright afternoon sun and I instinctively hissed at the bewildered middle-aged woman stood waiting.
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Yay, Édimbourg
🚩 Edimbourg ➡️ Paris 🏁 🤩 Here is the official route of the #TDF2027! 🤩 Voici le parcours officiel du #TDF2027 !
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Should piss a few haters off
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I follow a couple of heart-health forums and generally try to be respectful and helpful. However, the ones where wives asking on behalf of 'Hubby' turn me into a full-on troll. And yes, I realise Hubby may have hypoxic brain injury. But! LEAVE HIM ALONE
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Shooting in the small chapel earlier. (Already shot these pieces some time ago). There's a brief time where the light blarts through the stained glass and looks fab. To do this in a filumn you'd have a humungous light outside on a crane, a generator, a lighting crew... Moments.
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Eyup @GeorgeCochrane1 Tony's got a lot to sort out here. Don't even look at the sills
Lancia Fulvia Sport Zagato
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Given that I'd just nailed the shot a difficult looking painting on the first exposure I might have looked happier?
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This is my Instagram suggestions page. I don't particularly like sausage ragu
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