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Cheddar cheese enthusiast. Former lactose intolerant. 9:34am He/Him/His.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2015
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Being in a relationship is funny. It’s almost like announcing, “this is my favorite person in the world that I like having sex with” to everybody
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Gabby genuinely showing up to match energies with laser precision is iconic
Raven really wanted to shift blame to someone else. Gabby, my Taurus Queen and fellow New Yorker, cut straight the BS and completely ignored Amanda!
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"Desde a infância, minha mãe sempre me fazia sentir como se eu fosse uma pessoa má ou culpada por algo, mesmo quando eu me esforçava tanto para fazer tudo certo." "Meu pai me dizia: Você é uma desgraça." — Britney Spears
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I love a hot, logical bully
NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
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I don’t know much about the times of India, but I feel like there are bigger stories to report on in India?
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Zelenskyy might be the new Joan of arc
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Not only are Americans paying for these unnecessary attacks, but it’s increasing our cost of living. Iran isn’t going down without a fight, but is that fight worth it for the US? This wasn’t life or death until Trump made it life or death. Who supports this?
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If AI can come up with original ideas, does that make it sentient/conscious?
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Tennessee: 48th in school spending last year, two botched executions this year. Seems about right.
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When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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My cat didn’t want to cuddle with me and I thought, “I’m here for you, you’re not here for me” and I’m shook
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My dog was chill, so I fostered kittens for a few summers in a row and dudes ate that shit up. Then I found the perfect cat on the street, whose only downfall was that she hated other cats, and the kitten-fostering era came to an abrupt end
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To any @Verizon customers, be aware that there is an internal policy among employees encouraging them to try to get you to cover half the refund if they overcharge you. They call it a “shared responsibility” if you’re overcharged and don’t catch it within 90 days.
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She was committed to the bit, we kept going in circles and I asked to be referred to somebody else. I got an email that @Verizon were marking the issue as resolved and if I sought clarification on this policy any further, they’d cancel my account.
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I got my money back, so I’m good, but it took 3 months of dead end calls and messages. I hate to think @Verizon would purposefully withhold customers money when Verizon makes a billing mistake, but thats the policy as it was explained to me. Good luck everybody else.
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