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monkey with a miniature cymbal

london, via derry (he/him)
Joined February 2009
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A cause des garçons by Yelle?!?? It deserved this performance.
absolutely OBSESSDDDDD with mami in this lip-sync…a literal assassination #dragracefrance nitter.gq/ka_morian0121/status/1…
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My body doesn’t know the difference between being chased by a bear and watching the final round of the Masters
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Not to be a dick but I’m a songwriter and producer, just wanna explain this a bit. There’s this widespread view that a lot of songwriters is blanket a bad thing and makes a song somehow inauthentic and worse… but this is just how commercial songwriting works. 🧵
How many songwriters?!?!
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MORE BEAU BRILLIANCE! 👏 Beau Greaves wins her third game of the day, defeating Mickey Mansell 6-2! 📺 bit.ly/25UKOpenLive #UKOpenDarts
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I’m looking for a house mate from February 1st in London. It’s a gorgeous house at a very cheap price (£800 pcm inc bills) info on the slides but do get in touch!
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this is art
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Good night sweet people. Thank you for following and supporting San Marino. You’re the best. FORZA TITANI. 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲
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rip brat summer (june 7, 2024 - july 21, 2024)
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Maya Rudolph coif that hair and slip that pantsuit on baby. You’re up.
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England created less xG at Euro 2024 (6.43) than Croatia (7.10). Croatia went out at the Group Stage.
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Highlights from yesterday's Wile Chat on UlsterFM
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Oh, actual Green representation on the BBC, 6 and a half hours since the exit poll. #GeneralElection2024
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SHOULD'VE KEPT FAIZA SHAHEEN YOU BASTARDS
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People will look you in the eyes and tell you FF15 is terrible, but show me another game where you can frolic across a beautiful landscape as a leather clad emo twink and his three boyfriends and also kill giant monsters.
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before and after brat
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I assume this one's been done already – at Whitecraig, Scotland
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For a succulent felony falsification of business records?
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‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.
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