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Andrew Pelzer

@AndrewPelzer

AΦΔ Only plugged in to save rock and roll

 Fitchburg State University
Joined September 2012
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I need him so fucking bad tonight (putting my fitted sheet back on)
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bailey@Baileymoon1511 May 2024
i cant figure out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacher
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ess 🇵🇸@essaere6 May 2024
THEY CALL ME GEORGE THE WAY I GOT A W BUSH
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mariaa@notmariaaa_xz1 May 2024
doing this with a bacon egg and cheese in the hudson river
Damarys (@RoatansFinest) profile pictureDamarys@RoatansFinest24 Apr 2022
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@DonTheCreator_1 May 2024
it looks like he’s guest starring on hannah montana – at Orlando, FL
𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 ᴹ♚ᴶ| pussy+dick destroyer (@MONTEROXMJ) profile picture𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 ᴹ♚ᴶ| pussy+dick destroyer@MONTEROXMJ28 Mar 2023
HES SO FUCKIN ADORABLE?????????????
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lauren@abovethelau27 Feb 2024
Thinkin about the time I traded a personal trainer friend a tattoo for a weight gain meal plan and it was just like “eat a lot! Try peanut butter :)” I was SCAMMED
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Conservative backlash against Broke back Mountain:
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@EvinKnowsBall14 Jan 2024
You gotta to be a SICK individual to enjoy the Cowboys getting blown out.
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''cant wait to play some league of legends today'' 3 games later:
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Alex Murdoch@alexgmurd4 Dec 2023
we are the daughters of the shawties you couldn't fireburn on the dancefloor
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if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
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Hot take: we don’t let Mitch McConnell retire and work him into the ground, literally. Every day wake his geriatric ass up on 4 hours of sleep and let his dementia ridden brain dissolve
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@PG_rayC17 Jun 2023
My mans just pulled up with the mc setup and gave me the mc beating at a Pokémon tournament 😂☠️ @McDonalds @PokemonTCG
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar17 Jun 2023
“ELEMENTAL features Pixar’s first nonbinary character” oh so we’re just ignoring this legend’s impact??
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I pretended to be a man when my League of Legends teammates invited me to their discord... This is what happened.
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Normal family
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my new dentist rn sending my x rays to every dental association she can think of for second opinions because I have 5 dental phenomena that together the odds of happening are around one in ten billion
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drew@hydratedangel21 Apr 2023
my coworker just sent me a screenshot of a text that they sent to their girlfriend on my first day. i started at NINE.
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