PARODY satire Not actually living in "Italy, Italy"

Italy, Italy
Joined August 2023
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yo @HilaKleinH3 if you ever need to get back at Ethan to balance things out, my dms are open
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people don't understand that cheating gets people off because it's a bad thing to do. Cheating with an "uglier" woman probably makes it even hotter
Hypergamy so bad that even a quirk chungus can pull off massive homewrecking scandals with celebrities in 2026.
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just like weed, porn is 10x stronger now than it was in the 70s
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Please goon responsibly
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Replying to @PeppermintSw
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neurodivergent masking takes many forms, like a psychopath not committing rape
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#IA02 Mediaite: Republican endorsed by Trump was caught on video declaring that he doesn’t like “fucking white people” during a bizarre college rant that also featured explicit remarks about Black women and a challenge to compare penis sizes. Joe Mitchell, 29, is running against Democratic state Rep. Lindsay James in Iowa’s closely contested 2nd Congressional District mediaite.com/politics/i-dont…
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dipped my pen into my dead grandmother's ashes and pussy juice so that she could vote for Ken Paxton ❤️
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Saying you are divorced when you are actually broken up is stolen valor
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Watters: The military industrial complex doesn’t trust El-Sayed.
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yo @HilaKleinH3 if you ever need to get back at Ethan to balance things out, my dms are open
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Chapo is easy to consume and unbiased, I agree
the current state of new media
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Watters: The military industrial complex doesn’t trust El-Sayed.
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usually bad take from anthony, song was fresh and well loved by critics and normies at the time
crazy it only took 15 years for you guys to put this absolute bore of a song on a pedestal. we gotta be at a cultural low point to be this nostalgic over band whose latest album just turned two.
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You either die based or live long enough to see yourself become a libtard.
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its even more absurd than I remembered
Got an instagram reel from an account called "cia_asset" who's a woman playing guitar and she argues that Frutiger Aero was inspired by Italian communists were tortured during the Days of Lead
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2026 Ohio Governor Debate: Amy Acton: oh man this guy smells TERRIBLE! He STINKS! Vivek Ramaswamy: um excuse me I don- Amy Acton: more like Rama-SMELLY!
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Forgot to count slaves as people for the per capita measure award
The civil war was a communist revolution
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It's hilarious how well it correlates too, the more slaves per capita the larger the gdp per capita
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