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I'm organized but not neat. I'm intellectual but not intelligent. I'm frugal but not parsimonious. And I know how to use a thesaurus.

Georgia, USA
Joined February 2011
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i like how glasses suggest intelligence and not a broken eye.
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*clicks flashlight on & off out bedroom window* .just.learned.morse.code.anyone.want.to.chat [in the dark distance] shut.the.fuck.up.dude
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My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine get the fuck outta here with your weak ass floating mass of rock & ice dwarf planet shit, Pluto.
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Except unto that asshole, Jerry, who owes me 50 bucks. Fuck unto him.
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Are we all just gonna go about our lives like it was ok that Paula Abdul wanted to fuck that cartoon cat in that music video?
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[introducing date to my pet parrot] parrot: HELLO BRAAAK DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME BRAAAK IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE BEEN WITH A GIRL BRAAAK
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where there's a zimbabwill there's a zimbabwe
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Cleaning up after a party is such bullshit bc didn’t I just do this.
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Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
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Maybe she’s just using me for my Marlboro Miles™️
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My first grader wants to go to a haunted house. Not a pretend one, a real one. "I want to fight a ghost," were his exact words.
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Andy H. retweeted
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Might need to randomly start rating the Zambonis for NHL teams. After seeing Zammoth tonight for the first time… gotta say 11/10.
Zammoth timelapse. Sorry for the shaky camera. I was eating a giant pretzel with my other hand.
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walked into the bar to grab a beer and got just absolutely marlin mogged
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Andy H. retweeted
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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The rest of baseball watching the Brewers eliminate the Dodgers
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The NFC East went winless this week. Two of the teams played each other.
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TOUR ENDS HERE. #StingEm 🐝
The revenge tour continues 😈
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The lifetimes I’ve lived since this
Ten years ago today: Ken Bone
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Andy H. retweeted
aaaaaaand post
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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