Andy H. retweeted
*clicks flashlight on & off out bedroom window*
.just.learned.morse.code.anyone.want.to.chat
[in the dark distance]
shut.the.fuck.up.dude
Andy H. retweeted
My
Very
Educated
Mother
Just
Served
Us
Nine
get the fuck outta here with your weak ass floating mass of rock & ice dwarf planet shit, Pluto.
Andy H. retweeted
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Except unto that asshole, Jerry, who owes me 50 bucks.
Fuck unto him.
Andy H. retweeted
Are we all just gonna go about our lives like it was ok that Paula Abdul wanted to fuck that cartoon cat in that music video?
Andy H. retweeted
[introducing date to my pet parrot]
parrot: HELLO BRAAAK DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME BRAAAK IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE BEEN WITH A GIRL BRAAAK
Andy H. retweeted
My first grader wants to go to a haunted house. Not a pretend one, a real one. "I want to fight a ghost," were his exact words.
Andy H. retweeted
TOUR ENDS HERE.
#StingEm 🐝
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A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…























