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Today marks the first trip I have taken in TWENTY TWO YEARS without a drink. Twenty two fucking years man of slammin’ beers and shots in the terminal like a bozo waiting for the booze bus to ship me off to party hard or play music for a bunch of drunk people stoned on god knows what.
Im 40. Thats over half my god damn, god forsaken life of having three ‘Andrew’ modes: drunk, stoned, or hungover with a big side of hangxiety.
Twenty two years of fuzzy memories or drunk fights or drunk nights… or just passed out drunk. That isnt me anymore man. Fuck all that noise.
I’m hitting 90 days sober tomorrow... with a special wellness retreat with someone very special in my life. But… Fuck this shit is hard. One day at a time.
I am gratefum for another 24 and I’m not dead like Adam, Teddy, Wynn, Rich, & Ben… 5 of my buds taken WAY too fucking early man… years ago too. We were young and dumb and full of coke and rum.
Fuck you drugs and alcohol. Im so fucking DONE with BOTH of you. Piss off you fucking assholes. Pricks.
Just a burned out old party bar trying to change his damn life for the better for his 2 sons who need a sober Dad around not some fucking selfish asshole drunk prick. They need me, badly. Erica needs me (not so badly she ab kill me y’all lmao 😅). But… I need me. 🙏🙏
So here is the ol’ 3 drink rule @hannahcmontoya - this time round its a pellegrino with a lime, black coffee, & a cranberry juice (im on my period)… used to be a shot, a beer, and a tito’s & soda. Fuck yaaaaaself. 💧☕️🧃
Headed west. Let’s rock and roll you mother fuckers. 🤘🎸
Oh and FUCK YEAH to @jamesygraym for 8 years!! What a flex brother!! POWER. 💪💪💪
#Recovery #MentalHealth #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous cc: @FatBoySurfClub
4:59AM
Break the chains & be free from the chains of alcohol that cut so deeply and the toxic relationships that hurt so badly. - Anonymous 🩸🗡️⛓️💥
A few weeks ago I went to my flesh therapist and described to her what was going on with me, getting sober and finally getting through this horrible, never ending divorce (currently at 392 days, still ongoing) and she suggested a bloody dagger laden in symbolism and I agreed… Hell yeah.
For this design we settled on a dagger jabbed deeply into my left thigh searching for my femoral artery, a crucial artery that gets blood from the heart to your lower abdonmen, and, if cut properly, will have you bleeding out and dead in no time… Hell yeah.
So what does it mean man? Well if I let booze back into my bloodstream or let my soon to be ex wife ever get that close to my heart again, it can surely kill me. The Whole Damn Wu Tang Clan preaches “protect ya neck” but what about “protect your sacred energy and your blood” man? Hell yeah.
There are also 7 droplets of blood signifying the s7, or 7 deadly sins, because I am trying to kill off pride (superbia), greed (avaritia), lust (luxuria), envy (invidia), gluttony (gula), wrath (Ira) and sloth (acedia) through my various sobriety programs. No time for those, I have already asked the Universe, my Higher Power (Step 3) to remove them from me which is Step 7 of the 12 Step AA program. Hell yeah.
Above the dagger reads the Shakespear quote, slightly modified for some cheeky word play, but included on ALL AA chips - ‘To Thine Own Self Be True.’ The meaning man… ✍️🔏🖊️
Well folks I have to keep me as #1, as Alcoholics Anonymous says, because if you lose yourself, you lose it all… and I almost lost it all. Gone is the beautiful dream home, the ‘perfect family’ (hah!), the glorious days of swimming with my two sons in our backyard pool, BBQ’ing on the weekends…
…but it had to all come crashing down, and in dramatic fashion I might add, and I am so grateful it did. 🙏💪
You see I have to look at this divorce from a wider lense and accept this fall from grace as a warning to those who are on the verge of losing it all… but I am grateful for it.
Grateful that my former partner secretly took our children out of town and had me served divorce papers on that fateful Friday of September 19th, 2025, knocky knock knock lol 💥💥🚪, because through all the pain, all the loneliness, all the sorrow, all the money lit on a devil’s fire on attorney fees and all my money lost in the “settlement” from a disastrous and cunning Med-Arb debacle, I gained something that is PRICELESS…
My sobriety.
But bear witness for you are all watching the rebirth of a man who lost his happiness and his damn life to booze, and all the fun derivatives that go along with the bottle addiction, and I feel like I got my damn life back NOW. What a blessing it is.
Was it easy? Shit no! And I may have had to ex-communicate a few along the way to protect myself, my sanity, and my sobriety but man… what a sick and twisted miraculous blessing it is. Just like this bloody, flesh twisted dagger man... Hell yeah.
And just like this dagger… which someone stuck into my leg and twisted pretty hard just to make sure it got nice and deep and was searching, grinding towards that critical artery to kill me, I stopped it. And if I want to drink, all I have to do is look at my left thigh and think about all those horrible, painful feelings I felt… and suddenly the urge and want to drink or use vanishes like a fireman vanishes into the smokey mist after a house fire. Hell yeah.
To conclude, there is a broken chain on the handle to signify my breaking of the psychological chains that used to keep me chained down like a mutilated Notre Dame hunchback or a fantastical beast that is looking for love like a flower slowly losing its pedals as it incrementally dies… day by day…
One day at time.
#Recovery #MentalHealth #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous #OneDayAtATime
🚨STONEWATCH ‘26 UPDATE🚨Long night. Calling the Dr today. Still peeing, no blood, just passed 1 in the shower. Feels like an ice pick down ya dick hole, ya know?! 🧊🗡️
Not chill. Send prayers & vibes. & maybe some antibiotics. 🍆💊😩
#StoneWatch #KidneyStone #Health #Ouch
🚨STONEWATCH ‘26 UPDATE🚨PASSED ANOTHER KIDNEY STONE!! 🪨🪨 DAMN!! ✅✅ CASH IT!! 💪💪 WOW!! 😭😭
Again this is supposed to be the closest to child birth for a Man but do babies come in waves?! Pshhhh nope. Amiright @3SixMFIA ? 🌊🌊🌊
#StoneWatch #KidneyStone #Health #Ouchies
Andy from Austin retweeted
Mintzy wanted to see if a social person could follow him this weekend in Milwaukee.
His content could “ignite”
Andy from Austin retweeted
Andy⛸️Skates w/ 3 plays for @MapleLeafs vs. @EdmontonOilers Showtime @NHL Matchup 🍁🏒🛢️
🍁TOR/EDM o6.5 + Papi/Nyander pt +135
🛢️ TOR/EDM o6.5 +Leon/McJ pt +100
🍁🛢️ TOR/EDM o6.5 Papi/Nyl/Leon/McJ +189
Feel the passion on the ice tonight bc #PassionNeverSleeps @DannieD2112 @Alanis #Leafs #LetsGoOilers #NHL
🚨STONEWATCH ‘26 UPDATE🚨PASSED ANOTHER KIDNEY STONE!! 🪨🪨 DAMN!! ✅✅ CASH IT!! 💪💪 WOW!! 😭😭
Again this is supposed to be the closest to child birth for a Man but do babies come in waves?! Pshhhh nope. Amiright @3SixMFIA ? 🌊🌊🌊
#StoneWatch #KidneyStone #Health #Ouchies
🚨STONEWATCH 2026 UPDATE🚨PASSED THE KIDNEY STONE!! 🪨🪨 NEVER GIVE UP!!! ✅✅ CASH IT!! 💪💪 WOW THAT WAS TOUGH!! 😭😭
Quick s/o to all women in the chat. This is supposed to be the closest to child birth for a Man and wow… shout out women. Y’all crazy but like in a cool, life giving way ya know? 🙏🙏
And I’m not a religious fellow, more spiritual, but damn a kidney stone will bring you to your KNEES in prayer on a Sunday y’all!! Amen!! 🤲🤲
#StoneWatch #KidneyStone #Health
Andy from Austin retweeted
Good morning & happy Monday. Today marks 100 days of continued sobriety for me. Shout out The GOD (Group Of Drunks) & this amazing woman by my side. LFG. 🙏💃🤲
Love, light, & a little but of magic folks. Have a great Monday! ♥️💡✨
#Recovery #MentalHealth #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous
Andy from Austin retweeted
Andy🧠MentalHealth back bc being a @dallascowboys fan IS a mental disease amiright folks?! 🏈🧠🤪@SheaInIrving @TheVicMonte
🏈Cowboys ML + DAL/PHI o41.5+ Pick o55 Rec Yds
Luck be a lady tonight!! 🎤🤠🏈 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MentalHealth #ItsADisease #NoJinx🍀
Oh except sadness returns tonight as the @dallascowboys play football. Awesome. MNF too. 🏈🏈
Yay. Im so excited. Wooo. Can’t wait. 🎉🎉 @Philly_Mays @RealSpurnandez @purdpurd @SheaInIrving @DerikChat
#DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MNF
Andy from Austin retweeted
Eagles Defense Has Been a Big Let Down Tonight. Game Fell Apart in the Final Minutes of the 3rd. Dallas Was So Easy Tonight, Should Have Bet Everything I Own on Dallas, But I Got Cute.
CASH IT!! 💵💵 Andy🧠MentalHealth isnt ALL that crazy!! ✅✅BUT being a @dallascowboys fan IS STILL a mental disease!! ✅✅ @SheaInIrving @purdpurd
✅✅Cowboys ML + DAL/PHI o41.5+ Pick o55 Rec Yds
Luck WAS a lady tonight!! 🎲🤠🏈 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MentalHealth #ItsADisease #NoJinx🍀
Andy🧠MentalHealth back bc being a @dallascowboys fan IS a mental disease amiright folks?! 🏈🧠🤪@SheaInIrving @TheVicMonte
🏈Cowboys ML + DAL/PHI o41.5+ Pick o55 Rec Yds
Luck be a lady tonight!! 🎤🤠🏈 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MentalHealth #ItsADisease #NoJinx🍀
CASH IT!! ✅✅ Andy🏈SGP CASHES a +525 DallASS / PhilASSdelphia Same Game Parlay for Monday Ass Football ✅✅ @Philly_Mays @SheaInIrving @purdpurd
✅✅Dak/McKee to throw 1 TD & Javonte/Saquon to run 1 TD +525
Tap dat ass! 🏈🍑 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #Ass
Andy🏈SGP with a +525 DallASS / PhilASSdelphia Same Game Parlay for Monday Ass Football 🏈🍑 @Philly_Mays
🏈Dak/McKee to throw 1 TD & Javonte/Saquon to run 1 TD +525
Tap dat ass! 🏈🍑 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #Ass
Andy🧠MentalHealth is close!! That’s the over!! ✅✅ Feeling decent ab this!! 🙏🙏@SheaInIrving
✅DAL/PHI o41.5
🙏Cowboys ML
❓Pick o55 Rec Yds (has 51)
Cmon Cowboys!! ⭐️🤠🏈 @RealSpurnandez @purdpurd
#DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MentalHealth xitter.cf/NFL/status/21149065390…
Andy🧠MentalHealth back bc being a @dallascowboys fan IS a mental disease amiright folks?! 🏈🧠🤪@SheaInIrving @TheVicMonte
🏈Cowboys ML + DAL/PHI o41.5+ Pick o55 Rec Yds
Luck be a lady tonight!! 🎤🤠🏈 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MentalHealth #ItsADisease #NoJinx🍀
🦅BIRDS TOUCHDOWN🦅 & Andy🏈SGP ALMOST cashing a +525 DallASS / PhilASSdelphia Same Game Parlay for Monday Ass Football 🏈🍑 @Philly_Mays
✅Dak
✅McKee
✅Saquon
🔜 Javonte
Run the damn ball @dallascowboys ! 🏈🍑 @SheaInIrving
#DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #Ass
Andy🏈SGP with a +525 DallASS / PhilASSdelphia Same Game Parlay for Monday Ass Football 🏈🍑 @Philly_Mays
🏈Dak/McKee to throw 1 TD & Javonte/Saquon to run 1 TD +525
Tap dat ass! 🏈🍑 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #Ass
Pickens with a lil extra spicy sauce - love the effort (& probable post catch trash talking) 🌶️🔥💩🗣️
🏈HALF TIME SCORE🏈
Cowboys 20 - 14 Eagles
#DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #MNF #Pickens
Andy🧠MentalHealth back bc being a @dallascowboys fan IS a mental disease amiright folks?! 🏈🧠🤪@SheaInIrving @TheVicMonte
🏈Cowboys ML + DAL/PHI o41.5+ Pick o55 Rec Yds
Luck be a lady tonight!! 🎤🤠🏈 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #MentalHealth #ItsADisease #NoJinx🍀
Andy from Austin retweeted
What Really Caused the Kobe Bryant Helicopter Crash ~ Bill Burr & Sam Morril
Andy from Austin retweeted
Holy shit it appears there may be a coverup happening in real time involving FanDuel and Rob Gronkowksi.
The account CodyBrownBets has been called out for being a corporate account pretending to be a person based on patents. The government links to these patents are now being used in community notes on Cody’s posts to provide evidence he’s not a real person (or is and sold his account to be controlled by someone else).
The Cody account denied the allegations last night and then once the post was hit with community notes last night containing the patents, the post was deleted [An attempt to kill the community note?]
This is a problem for FanDuel because it collaborates with CodyBrownBets all the time. There are allegations that FanDuel, or its close partners, control the account in order to artificially engineer bets from the public on certain teams to balance its books.
Rob Gronkowki collaborated with CodyBrownBets and some of the evidence of that has been deleted too - attached is evidence that still exists (for now).
It’s certainly possible Gronk and FD have done nothing wrong, but it’s time for them to answer questions about their knowledge and relationship with the CodyBrownBets account. Also if Cody is a real human, now would be a good time to finally show his face.
Let’s hope a former NFL player isn’t knowingly helping FD deceive millions of fans.
🏈COWBOYS TD🏈 & it’s Pickens for some yards!! 🏈🔥
HOWEVER… the Dak ‘yeahhhh here we go’ is REALLY starting to get to me y’all.
Yeahhhh here we go,,, to the bench if you lose this game.
How ab a hut hut bud? If we were undefeated then go for it but were playing the scumbag @Eagles without Jalen Hurts man.
#DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #GoCowboys #NFL #MNF
Andy🏈SGP with a +525 DallASS / PhilASSdelphia Same Game Parlay for Monday Ass Football 🏈🍑 @Philly_Mays
🏈Dak/McKee to throw 1 TD & Javonte/Saquon to run 1 TD +525
Tap dat ass! 🏈🍑 #DallasCowboys #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #Ass




















