AndyMurray_Not

Just twatted the missus over the head with a tennis racket and then bummed the bitch. #YOLO

Took my mum out earlier .......... With one punch, the ugly bitch.

Up yours Novak ya cunt!

nitter.gq/Leon_Jackson/status/35… I told my Granddad to stay in the fucking bag.

If I win I'm British, if I lose I'm Scottish.

I'm going to play the first set with my cock out today. Try and put Novak off the cunt

Morning cunts! Just had my medicine to help me kick off the big day. Sue Barker came into my dressing room and gave me a blowy

gonna sneak into Wimbledon tonight and windmill my cock on centre court

That is how you beat a polish cunt