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Lot of people waking up today, covered in trifle and surrounded by half-eaten cheese boards.
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We believe in people. They're the most valuable part of our business.
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I want the confidence of WHSmith declaring itself an “essential retailer”
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Me when the police ask why I’ve gone on two jogs with a twix #UKlockdown
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Walking past the neighbours house after they’ve used up their one form of exercise a day
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Me quarantined with my parents watching sex scenes. Take me now, COVID. #QuaratineLife
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And our first Communications Winner is Andrea Klinkenberg-Meyer from @ResoluteTweets. Well done! #PTCTOY
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One-word questions which can be answered by repeating the word:
“Tea?”
“Tea”
“Pub?”
“Pub”
“Alright?”
“Alright”
“Sorry?”
“Sorry”
“Taxi?”
“Taxi”
“Bed?”
“Bed”
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Cracked a joke at work and nobody laughed so I had to pretend to faint
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I just blocked someone for saying garlic bread is overrated. I rebuke that hate speech on my TL.
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Tourist: [stops for 0.006 seconds to find their ticket at the tube barriers]
Londoner: can you BELIEVE this? Talk about UNPREPARED. I was BORN with an Oyster card in my hand. My first WORDS were DELAYS on the NORTHERN line via BANK. Cut me and I BLEED rats-
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So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &...
Y’all.. just look how cute this is
























