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Just Rob@BigRobNelson24 Apr 2018

Anyone know how to get 8 hours of sleep in 4 hours?

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot17 Apr 2018

Phone was on a charger that was not plugged in. A metaphor for my life.

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot14 Apr 2018

With all the guys with full beards and braided hair up in this gym, it appears there will be an invasion on Wessex or Northumbria tonight.

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot5 Apr 2018

Seen: White socks and sandals Not Seen: Shame

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☘️Sheila Maloney☘️@shewitsch31 Mar 2018

"I'm easy." - People who are decidedly, not easy

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot1 Apr 2018

I have been doing a lot of pro boner work lately.

I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot30 Mar 2018

I wore a thong dancing last night and now it feels like I barebacked an elephant naked for a couple hours.

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot28 Mar 2018

My spirit animal is a rabbit vibrator.

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot28 Mar 2018

It's like the game knows me.

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot27 Mar 2018

Thanks for helping me kick off taco Tuesday right this morning 👨🏻‍🍳😉

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot24 Mar 2018

The Medical Marijuana Clinic has confirmed my appt 8 times. It's like they have a problem with stoners missing their appts.

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Rack Paper Scissors@RackOfSteel23 Mar 2018

Nudes are the glue that hold twitter together. Oh wait... I dont think that's glue.

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I'm Withholding@Angel_iAmNot23 Mar 2018

I'd like to have a moment of silence for the sock that went missing in the laundry. RIP

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@chrisdowning13 Jan 2017

Chairs are pretty great. You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.

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@chrisdowning22 Mar 2018

If you want to lose weight while still eating whatever you want, only the losing weight part isn’t super important to you, I’ve got the perfect diet for you.

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@HenpeckedHal14 Mar 2018

For someone I've had to physically restrain from eating dog shit, my son is awfully particular about which grapes he's going to eat.

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Tobiassen Twain@Tobiwuh16 Feb 2018

Sorry I was late, there was like so many good songs in a row.

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