I once accidentally superglued myself to a VCR, so anything is possible.

I wish social media had a "this is dumb" option to click. Nothing really has to happen but I want to voice my opinion without getting into a discussion.

Hey Lincoln friends - does anyone know someone looking to make a little money mowing a lawn? Just need simple mowing - mower provided.

Oh boy, here we go - 2 AM and the sirens are going off.

Hey Lincoln, thanks for the fun time today minus the part where I got pulled over.

Anyone else remember when Runza had a polish sausage on the menu? I really miss that but have no idea what brand/type they used.

Poor Cooper injured his little front dewclaw so we had an unexpected vet visit. Overall, he seems fine, on meds with a recheck in a week because it was so swollen. He was quite mad with the interruption to his day so he might have got some Arby’s roast beef.

oh, thanks accuweather

Good: free side of guacamole from @ChipotleTweets Sad: ends up being 90% avocado pit

From the storms last night, fascinating to see these from afar #newx

A helpful list for those that enjoy a nice boycott #WritersStrike en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o…

Gross

I saw some people complaining that Ken has blonde hair in the Barbie Movie - but like, he's Malibu Ken!

This is the closest thing I can find to time travel theuselessweb.com/

Today I found out this is my 9th great grandfather en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phinea…

It's too much! I can't take the daily fireworks any longer!

What time is it? 4:30 The prophecy has been fulfilled

Cooper would like to file a complaint against the outdoors. Fireworks and a thunderstorm? Unfair, he says.

So friends, what's the plan? I miss connecting with a lot of you but I feel like this isn't the platform to use any longer. I'm already heavy into Discord but how do I find my people from here?