Emmett Cullen

Acct flip so new everything pretty much. Alright, laters. #Offline

Paul's inside my head trashing the place. I better let him go see Rachel and what's going on. Fuck you and your temper Paul. #Offline

CARE.. you lurker. I would have included you in that @ but had no idea you were here. -Laughs- My bad.

Oh shit. Our own #VA TVD @SadisticHybrid_ and @FatalDedication are out on the tl. Wonder what mischief they'll get into today. GO FOLLOW!

Not sure what time I'll be here till, but I will as long as I can. At least lurking somewhere.

Hey Klaus

No one had a reply. -Laughs- Go figure. I win! -Fist pumps- Jasper really needs to come back soon, he's missing all this shit.

Tell him to bring those anal beads back with him, I think he forgot to take them out when he left. -Laughs-

It's Jake's fault... he brings it out in me. That bad boy. -Smirks and talks with a lisp-

I am not having a conversation with my bestie, my pic, my princess Leah and my gf about fairy shit and porn. What kind of fuckery is this?

-Coughs- Just wait. Tala and I haven't even begun yet. -Smirks-

No, but it was coming.. once you start with glitter, then comes the dress, the wand and a purse and I'll be damned. -Laughs-

I will sew my ass shut so I can't fart glitter and cut off all my fingers and toes to avoid the wand. #NotAFairy.

As long as it's not my Johnson, I'm sure it won't matter to her -Laughs- Dammit, I forgot you can give me orders.

Cutting them off isn't going to make them heal jack and shit. -Laughs-

That's tmi bestie.. really. -Laughs-

You cannot make me carry a wand! I'll break my fingers first! -Laughs-

Well wtf. I'll have to change his pw again. It's probably an automated thing from that app I used.

I think a group ass kicking is in order.