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🦫 Apex Branch Manager & Outlaw of the River 🪵🔥 Chewing through clowns, Karens & the Deep State daily 🇺🇸🥃 👇 122K+ Pinned Chaos — Enter the Dam Crew

Beaverdam, FL 🇺🇸🪵
Joined December 2025
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Time to make a mess messier
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A guy tells his bartender, 'My wife said she wants to make love in the back of the car like when we were teenagers.' Bartender asks how it went: 'Terrible—my knee got stuck in the steering wheel and the neighbor called the cops!' 🚗🚓🤣 🦫 nitter.gq/AngryBeaver88/status/2…
You can do this wood all night long.
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Just a Golden.. 😂
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How easily he managed to hide the size of his beard.
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Night Shift at the Beaver Lodge 🌙🦫🪵🍺 Halloween edition 🎃 What's the difference between a paycheck and a bra? At least the bra actually supports two things! 👙💸🤣 Who's on night shift with me?
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BEAVER SHOT FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR 🦫🥃🍺🇺🇸 First round's on the dam! What're y'all drinking tonight? Bartender cut me off, said I'd had enough. I could still feel my tail! 😆 @Deja_Vu2030 @onlyadogmom @Av8r07 @Gabriella50726 @Boho_Sam_ @A_I_Ncognito @gghalicki @Halo200605
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Capes on, beers up! The Beaver and Gaga took flight over the Dam Lodge with our favorite party legend, clinking mugs under the full moon. Happy Hour just went airborne 🦸🍺🦫🇺🇸 @kgizit
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Happy Halloween everyone
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What's a beaver's favorite bedroom pickup line? "Forget Netflix and chill, come back to the Lodge and inspect this timber!" 🦫🪵😈🤣 Late night glow-up at the Dam 🔥 More Beaver here: nitter.gq/AngryBeaver88/status/2…
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Not as cool, but “Synesthesia”
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TXPat Chic rolled into Happy Hour with the rooster and the pup! Gaga raised a glass, the rooster crowed, and the Beaver tipped his to you 🐓🤠🥃 @CLEETX627
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Pac-Man ate every pretzel on the bar and still had room for a cold one! Gaga and the Beaver say cheers to the snack champ 🥨🍺🦫 @Pacman1980_
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🐕 knows good beer.
Freaky Mickey just pulled up to the Dam Lodge Happy Hour! Beer on the nose, Gaga cheering, and the Beaver says the next round is on the house 🍺🦫 @SirDogTurd
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Nice night for a drink.
Midwst Deplorable brought the howl to Happy Hour! Gaga on the mic, the Beaver on harmony, whiskey up for the whole pack 🐺🎤🥃 @MidwstDeplorabl
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