Husband to the underratedly funny @MissGOP; father to three adorable hypnophobes. Possum Trot is in Missouri, not in the neighboring State of Possum.
Kansas City, MO
Joined May 2010
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Angus Dwyer retweeted
1. Convince Roy Cooper to run in NC
2. Finally unseat Susan Collins in Maine
3. Hope Sherrod Brown can pull off a comeback in Ohio
4. Somehow win Texas? Get Peltola to run in Alaska? 🤷♂️
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A clean sweep of the statewide races, with almost completely uniform results besides Paxton suffering a 2.5% penalty for being the most miserable piece of shit imaginable. They’re calling @missgop the most vindicated Texas-politics-knower of all time.
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When I’m president Lake
Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico will be back but Austrian will be pronounced “aw-STREEN” like it is in “Commissioning a Symphony in C.”
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Angus Dwyer retweeted
Emanuel Cleaver rn
We affirm Secretary of State of Denny Hoskins’s position and decision to advise local election authorities that the 2022 map is in effect. We respect and will continue to comply with all court decisions, including orders issued by the Supreme Court of Missouri.
We appreciate Secretary Hoskins’s continued commitment to upholding the law and working diligently to fulfill his duties on behalf of Missouri.
Angus Dwyer retweeted
To those of you wondering if Dolly ever met Bob and Larry, and if Dolly made a slightly off-color comment upon seeing Larry, the answer to both is "yes."
Angus Dwyer retweeted
You know those 4DX movies, where the chair moves and people get hit in the face with jets of water?
I talked to the people responsible for designing the 4DX effects about how they do it, and about one particularly funny note they got from Paul Thomas Anderson.
Angus Dwyer retweeted
As one of the few long time TROY enjoyers: the people who are like “TROY is a true retelling of this historical saga!” are forgetting that it’s revisionist in most of the same ways (re: Agamemnon, Helen, the horror/dishonor of sacking Troy, the gods, etc) as Nolan’s ODYSSEY.
Angus Dwyer retweeted
Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more
Angus Dwyer retweeted
"My contention is that prior to the Trojan war, the political structures of the Greek kingdoms, especially in the island territories could most aptly be characterized as...
Ofc that's your contention. You're a young aristocrat who just finished listening to some wandering poet, probably that hack from Pylos. You'll be convinced of that until next month when you hear the bard from Sparta. Then you'll be taking about how the kingdoms of Mycenae and Thebes were models of divine rulership back in our grandfathers' time. That will last until next year when you're back to regurgitating Mentor's speeches about the sacred bonds between king and people and the divine right of succession.
"Well as a matter of fact I won't because Mentor completely overlooks the importance of...
"Mentor completely overlooks the importance of the council of elders in tempering royal authority, especially in matters of inheritance..." you got that from Halitherses' speech at last year's spring festival, right? Yeah, I heard that too. Were you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing. You come to a feast, quote some elder, and pawn it off as your own idea to impress Penelope and embarrass my son Telemachus?"
