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Crab Ride Goon

@AngusLegstrong

Head Strength & Conditioning Coach, Redwall Abbey

 California, Pennsylvania
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Joined May 2009
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Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college
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Shane Sparks (@ShaneSparksBTN) profile pictureShane Sparks
@ShaneSparksBTN4 Dec 2021
Replying to @AngusLegstrong
Says the guy who hides behind a Twitter handle….
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Gale Na@poisonjr14h
[woke bully] Guess who got to third space with your sibling last night
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Baseball is so incredibly beautiful because it really is like letting Sisyphus roll the boulder all the way up periodically with vanishingly small probability
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This is one of the top 5 matches in pro wrestling history minimum and probably the best tv match
snowboiiii (@snowboiiii) profile picturesnowboiiii@snowboiiii23h
There was a guy who was genuinely mad about me saying this was a 5 star match yesterday. Insane to me. I could watch this match every 6 hours for the rest of my life
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"Our band could be your life" is probably a top three phrase that enters my head frequently
Punkrock History (@PunkRockStory) profile picturePunkrock History
@PunkRockStoryOct 28
43 years ago San Pedro’s Minutemen (from left to right), Mike Watt, D. Boon and George Hurley. October 28, 1983. #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #minutemen #sanpedro #california #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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This is why modern parenting is like prison. This mindset just straight up didn’t exist 30 years ago. My parents left the COUNTRY for multiple weeks and left me and my brother with my grandma and we did not die or even care lmaoo
Monica ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 (@Utterly_Jean) profile pictureMonica ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥@Utterly_JeanOct 26
There is a season for weekend getaways with your friends but it's not when you have young children
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UNC SUPER SQUAT CHRONICLES: decided to belt up but no sleeve 265x20. Profoundly fucked up news for what I'm further capable of. This is genuinely causing me to rethink the limits we set on ourselves. 16 and 17 are usually the worst reps
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Well is poisoned because the first is one of the best matches in fed history and the second is maybe the most important and psychotic match ever. The batista triple H one is good though
Ryan (pronounced Ryohei) (@RySchramm) profile pictureRyan (pronounced Ryohei)@RySchrammOct 27
When did Hell in a Cell jump the shark? I feel like it was 2006, DX vs Vince, Shane, and Big Show This match being a joke aside, this was when they made it bigger, which took a lot away from it, it stopped feeling claustrophobic
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Just got into horse stance during a conversation at work and split my pants from gooch to crack
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It was an insane bat runs year in general but almost all of the top end bat run performers were breakouts and nearly all of the biggest fish dealt with serious injuries
Jordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch) (@RosenJordanBlum) profile pictureJordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch)@RosenJordanBlumOct 27
Using steamer/zips historicals, regressing actual woba on a preseason woba forecast produces a coefficient of .95 to 1 range typically, i.e. the forecasts use enough regression. But in 2026 it was more like a .8 coefficient on for all preseason forecasts, none regressed enough
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Interpol has your location and is converging on you imminently
Maxii Casanova 🍉 (@Maxiiharumisawa) profile pictureMaxii Casanova 🍉@MaxiiharumisawaOct 27
Replying to @TheRealIconG
Oh yeah I know that, he just literally doesn't have a moveset
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🥕🥕🥕
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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LazerPig@PigLazerOct 26
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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easy e
@eatpraydiehardOct 26
when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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You: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter Me, an intellectual: Markitchetural Digest
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Spelled it that way on purpose btw
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They could have run an insanely hot angle here
girlboss don biggavelli (@rwxoxo) profile picturegirlboss don biggavelli@rwxoxoOct 25
just learned that last night was big justice’s baseball themed bar mitzvah 🥹
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Pee is stored in the Rawlsian framework of justice
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once and future wife geist (@wife_geist) profile pictureonce and future wife geist@wife_geistOct 25
"are you wearing the -" "the tunica molesta? yeah. i am"
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