John Fletcher retweeted
If there’s a young actor named LeBron B James we could have an interesting debate in a few years.
John Fletcher retweeted
Next time someone at church says that they didn't know about some upcoming event, I'm sending them this.
John Fletcher retweeted
you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
John Fletcher retweeted
The five greatest offensive line coaches in NFL history:
1. Jeff Stoutland
2. Can’t name another offensive line coach in NFL history
John Fletcher retweeted
I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff—you only need to use a tiny bit.
A little dab'll do
John Fletcher retweeted
My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor.
This is how the war against machines begins
John Fletcher retweeted
Joan of Arc was great, but nothing compared to her sister, Joan of Circumference, who was a much more rounded person.
John Fletcher retweeted
Wife: You’re not buying new books, are you?
Me: Absolutely not. These books were published years ago.
I'm having trouble logging on to @PulpitAI Stuck at login screen.
John Fletcher retweeted
We can’t have a week where the Eagles play in Buffalo without visiting one of the most insane, amazing plays of all-time, courtesy of Randall Cunningham 🦅
John Fletcher retweeted
I like that everyone figured winning 2 Superbowls in 8 years would mellow Eagles fans out and it’s actually made us worse
John Fletcher retweeted
Hi @Eagles this is who you’re upsetting when you lose, just so you know























