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Never preorder anything off of Amazon ever again. Fuckin Jeff Bezos

Me if I heard some fucking chud sounding like Super Mario trying to ask me about who the killer was in Texas Chainsaw Massacre or some shit and how if I hang up he'll gut me like a fish

With the fact that my local Walmart couldn't ship my Zelda Switch 2, had me cancel and be unable to sell one IN FRONT OF ME, and couldn't pick it up later thus I had to pick up this Mario Kart one, and now this? I relate to this Scott the Woz vid so hard youtu.be/jv0a8Kqwt3k?is=vp6f…

The Cat in the Hat (2003) I remember watching this a lot as a kid and while, yeah if we look at it as an actual movie and as an adaptation of the Dr Suess book; it's bad for a few reasons but it's also pure crack. 4/10 normally but 8/10 as a guilty pleasure

I dunno how I won that

Ghost Face Simply because those motherfuckers are typically just string beans, broccoli heads or boomers And unlike Scream characters, this is how I'd be moving to that punk ass

If I can give advice to all my mutuals out there is three things 1 - never lose hope. Because sometimes life might turn out for the best 2 - Never pre order anything because stores are run by God damn baboons And 3 - tie up scalpers and reenact that scene from Reservoir Dogs

Sidney and Gale when some random chud decided to kill people because either A: they're Sidney's long last family member never brought up before, B: they're Stab fans, or C: they're just fucking losers like 5 and 7's Ghost Faces

I don't normally do this but! As a bonus I'ma rank every Ghost Face killer from Scream. Doesn't change the fact that I can beat the shit out of every single one of them. Scream characters are PUSSIES, losing to these string beans, broccoli heads and boomers

Alright ya know what time it is, RANKING TIME and this was the easiest ranking I've ever had to do. All of em in order too

Scream 7 (2026) Ya know, I was expecting some Halloween Ends level of garbage given what people have been saying about this but after going through all these movies; it's...more of the same. The weakest no doubt but I can confirm all Screams besides 1 and 4 are the same 5/10

Scream VI (6) (2023) This could be seen as the Halloween Kills of Scream. A sequel to a movie with just the series' name, a massive love letter and callback to the series and being darker. Although if the next movie in Halloween was anything to go by, I have no faith in 7 6/10

Average Scream character: AHHH GHOSTFACE -even after knocking them back, they don't immediately double tap the motherfucker and take their knife- Me as fuck: (v)

Me when a Scream movie mentions any of its meta commentary about the fact it's a sequel (I am so fuckin tired of it bro)

Scream (2022) Even though I'm getting tired of Scream's over reliance on meta jokes and commentary of themselves and horror movies, maybe it's because of fresh memories of Scary Movie 6; I enjoyed this. That said though, lame Ghostfaces especially after a good one last 7.5/10

What's your favorite scary movie? (I've been watching the Scream movies lately 😅)

And then these three show up to fight a giant Heartless and it'll be awesome

Just the two most recent ones!