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Teflon Dorion retweeted
Carney on China: “In terms of the security risks for our partnership, they’re much much much less than the security risks, for example, of the United States”
Is this a joke?
Comparing a country that has been Canada's closest ally and defense partner for generations with a authoritarian state like this?
Teflon Dorion retweeted
Ridly Greig makes that identical hit on any Cap player and he’s gone for 4 games.
Teflon Dorion retweeted
🚨 Mark Carney has lost his mind.
The Canadian PM just told Canadians that the United States is a bigger threat to Canada than Communist China.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Teflon Dorion retweeted
I can't stop thinking about the Devils GM coming out with a statement about how they're sitting the best goalie in the world in his return to winnipeg. Furthermore, the statement is a crock of horse shit and everyone knows that. You're really gonna sit here and tell me that you're analytics team based out of taiwan ran the numbers on there ultra high speed gigabone ipads and it magically says that the devils might lose a game in november to winnipeg so that means you MUST sit the best goalie on planet earth in his return to his old team? hahahhaha. Why don't you just take my wife on a swingers cruise while you're at it. "honey where have you been for 7 days?" "oh the GM of the devils told me that his chatGPT microchip model told him that he had to take me on a carribean cruise that revolves around sexual exploration and he was free that week so i just ended up going with him" oh okay sure yeah thats fine. I hope you guys had fun because the numbers told him that somebody had to fuck my wife off the coast of the domincan republic. That's just how it goes I guess, can't go against what the data is saying. hahah .. what a load of fuckin horse crap. dont even put out a statement if its gonna be some aboslute crock of piss and shit like that. I'm offended on behalf of the people of winnipeg. It's difficult living in this soft world especially if you're a guy like me and you're extremely tough.
Teflon Dorion retweeted
Coast-to-coast on the PK 😮💨
Adam Nemec does it all himself for the shorthanded tally, extending his point streak for the @Sudbury_Wolves!
@FloHockey | #GoSensGo
Teflon Dorion retweeted
Stop with sanctimonious quotes. If it's your decision, it's your decision. Stop with the spurious statements and empty explanations. Just own it. Even it's completely disrespectful to people who fund your giant paychecks. This stuff makes it worse. Like we are fools.
Sheldon Keefe cites Connor Hellebuyck's workload as a big reason he won't play in Winnipeg. That would have been his 4th start in 8 days.
"From our perspective, when you zoom out, this is a goaltender that is not going to play every single game of the season. You’re always looking for times to give him a night off."
What the Ottawa Senators need to do is to trade for a true veteran heavy 4th line center. That way Halliday can slide into tue top 6. This might be the easiest and best solution.
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Teflon Dorion retweeted
Sheldon Keefe, actually a solid chin. I liked him in my short time with him. Sharp fella. But what kind of Grass Fed bulljive are you tryna pull on us? The league should suspend It's Always Sunny Meta for a total cop out job on this. We're in the entertainment business. Showbiz if you will. And you're gonna sit the dude who refused to play for a team in his ONLY homecoming game of the year? That's just bad business for the league as a whole. Bad for ratings. Soft core porn when it should be hot n heavy porn. Unacceptable. When I'm the commissioner this will never fly under my watch.
-Swish
Sheldon Keefe cites Connor Hellebuyck's workload as a big reason he won't play in Winnipeg. That would have been his 4th start in 8 days.
"From our perspective, when you zoom out, this is a goaltender that is not going to play every single game of the season. You’re always looking for times to give him a night off."
Teflon Dorion retweeted
Yesterday, after Statistics Canada reported Canadians lost even more jobs, Mark Carney snuck in another Temporary Foreign Worker Program expansion, allowing corporate powerbrokers to employ low-wage workers from abroad instead of employing Canadians. That will drive wages down and unemployment up.
He is not working for you.
Conservatives are. We are fighting back and will push to shut down the Temporary Foreign Worker Program to put Canadians first for Canadian jobs.
Teflon Dorion retweeted
🇨🇦 DEAR CANADIANS OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN POLITICS:
A friendly reminder.
You are not an American citizen.
You don’t vote in American elections.
You don’t elect the American president.
Yet some of you follow Washington more closely than Ottawa and know more about Trump than your own MP.
Meanwhile, back home:
🏠 Housing remains unaffordable.
💸 Taxes consume a substantial share of your income.
🏥 Healthcare wait times remain a serious concern.
🛒 Groceries keep draining household budgets.
💰 Government debt continues to grow.
And somehow, every Canadian problem becomes Donald Trump’s fault.
Here’s a revolutionary thought.
America’s president is responsible for governing America. Canada’s prime minister is responsible for governing Canada.
Yes, American policies affect us. Trade, tariffs and foreign policy matter.
But they cannot explain away every domestic policy failure.
You can dislike Trump without making him your entire personality.
You can support Trump without treating him like Canada’s prime minister.
And you can disagree with both without losing your mind.
Canada needs citizens who scrutinize Ottawa as passionately as they obsess over Washington.
Because the politicians who actually control much of your taxes, healthcare, housing policy and public spending are right here at home.
🇨🇦 Stop treating American politics like a spectator sport while Canadian politics determines your standard of living.
#Canada #cdnpoli
Teflon Dorion retweeted
Strange night in politics. Americans vote for the Democrats because they are hurting with tariffs, have increasing inflation, unemployment and high gas prices. Canadians have exactly the same problems but voters prefer to live with these problems by voting Liberal.
Imagine American lefties do the opposite of Canadian lefties.
Cozens and Stutzle light it up together for 2.5 games. Team cant score they dont get a single shift together because they have to pay Halliday on the 4th line C... What. How did the organization get no one else who can play center.
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