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Scrappledelphia, PA
Joined May 2017
Dear the "fuck your feelings" crowd, try not to be offended.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
Bolsonaro fleeing Brazil and heading to the U.S. sounds like all of those illegal border crossings MAGA is always fucking crying about.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
This is the truth.
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An 8 piece bucket is a whole chicken, most likely, from 8 different chickens! But no one ever wants to talk about that!
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Hundreds of American children went to school and came home in coffins. Not one came home having undergone gender reassignment surgery.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush, says he voted for James Talarico in Texas.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
It's funny how Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton are running on "Fixing Texas" when the Republicans have controlled the entire state for 30 goddamn years
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
As a native New Mexican, I'd like to be the first one to say... It will always be New Mexico. Just like the Gulf of Mexico. The Kennedy Center. Lake Ontario. And just like Obama will always be the greatest. New Mexico hates you. 🌶️
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But.... did we have to sacrifice Jalen for the Flyers to get 2 wins?
🔶 FLYERS WIN 🔶 Ain’t no mountain high enough. #COLvsPHI | #LetsGoFlyers
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He's really going to lose it when he finds out how New York was named
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BREAKING WaPo: The Trump admin has not approved the transfer of interceptor missiles to Ukraine that are needed to protect the country from Russian missile and drone attacks — a delay that comes as Trump embraces Russia and slams Ukraine. washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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Replying to @kylegriffin1
More evidence that the "Russia hoax" wasn't a hoax at all 💯
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Replying to @kylegriffin1
But all that "Russia stuff" was just a hoax... 😒
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
You know who doesn’t get fired after 5 days? DEI hires. Why? They have to be qualified first, instead of white first.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
“Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes back home in three days as Janet, and they don’t even ask you.” — Donald Trump How about we focus on “Your son Jimmy leaves for school and never comes home because he was killed in a school shooting.” Because that’s what’s ACTUALLY fucking happening in American schools.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
Jalen Hurts led a go-ahead FG drive with 8 seconds left with a goddamn blood clot in his calf. That's my goddamn QB. What a champion.
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A Zacharia is equal to exactly one half a Scaramucci.
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 retweeted
The Campaign for Accountability, a watchdog group, has filed a complaint with the State Bar of California asking for an investigation into White House press secretary Katie Zacharia over her claims that she's a lawyer after reports surfaced that she's not licensed to practice law in any state.
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