Eric [REDACTED] (@ApSciChef) profile picture

FILE ID 65993192D - Notes: He works in the Kitchen. He doesn't talk much.

Aperture Kitchen
Joined November 2011
*Bakes a birthday cake.*
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*Toots on party blower.*
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*Confetti is deployed on top of him.*
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Eric [REDACTED] retweeted
Remember, in 2 hours and 45 minutes, you will be able to listen to the OEC Podcast, Episode 2. I’m not one to give away details, but it is rumored that @ApSciChef will be making a guest appearance. Don’t quote me on that.
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*Blushes a bit as well.* Well... I... Um... I had a bit of a nightmare.
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*Tosses and turns, whimpering.*
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*His breathing becomes faster, and his muscles tense.*
I never thought serving coffee would bring about such great things! *Laughs.* Like you.
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*Opens a drawer and extracts a big knife. Conceals it under his apron.*
*Stands up and gathers himself. Goes over to the basin and washes his face. Then he starts preparing something.*
*Sits on the floor of the kitchen, back against the wall, and buries his face in his hands. Tears start flowing gently down his cheeks.*