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fuse: my partner is on a cruise so while they’re gone i’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.
mirage: why?
fuse: they’re pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
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[octane and mirage getting in trouble]
officer: what’re your names?
octane: don’t tell him, elliott.
officer: [writing down on notepad] elliott.
octane: shit-
mirage: great job, octavio!
officer: and octavio.
mirage: oh fuck.
octane: amigos, when i get murdered please make sure it’s an unsolved case.
bloodhound: what?
octane: i want to end up on buzzfeed unsolved.
lifeline: can we go back to the bit where he said “when i get murdered”?
mirage: could you be quiet? i'm trying to think.
crypto: don't worry. doing anything for the first time is difficult.
fuse: how do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?
mad maggie: naked. in case they wanna kiss my ass.
valkyrie: hey, can i get a sip of that water?
bangalore: it’s not water.
valkyrie: ah, vodka! i like your style.
bangalore: it’s vinegar.
valkyrie: what?
bangalore: it’s vinegar, pussy.
octane: you can control white people by giving them cheese.
wattson: cheese is so good though.
octane: i got one.