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Momma and a writer. Four boys and a husband. cancer mom. so much

Joined February 2014
Some people just can’t help turning everything into a parade.
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I've been comfort binging #znation as I often do when I go through a tough time. @TheOnlyDJQualls @KeithAllanDuh @AnnyAwesome @RamonabishYoung (wanted to tag all. Not enough room) it's no exaggeration to say znation has helped me through hardest times. A fr lifeline. Thank u
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Replying to @negaoryx
I love this. Honored to be included.
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I say we stop all sciencing except for covid research. No more sciencing this year seems like maybe the way to approach Jumanji. I mean 2020. Like maybe we just run science numbers and stuff. Stop melting prehistoric worms, no more terminator robots, no ancient unexplored caves.
So, uh... @jk_rowling wrote her own personal Villain Monologue and published it, I see.
Regarding JKR’s statement: I do not think these things of you. I do not believe you are not who you are. I know you have fought a long, hard battle to become yourselves in the eyes of the world. In my eyes, you are heroic. #TransWomenareWomen #TransMenAreMen
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Flatten the curve or I'll flatten your heads! Flatheads! Stay within headcrushing distance or... CRUSH, CRUSH!
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Here’s something to do. Watch some scary stuff for free while you are in #StayHome mode. Check out my segment The Finger on @thecreepshow. I’m proud of if. My magic 8 ball said @Shudder was going to submit me for an Emmy. Can’t wait!
Feeling trapped? Facing your fears can be cathartic and fun. Use promo code SHUTIN at Shudder.com for a 30 day free trial, and check out out @CreepshowTv #creepshowtv #creepshow #gregnicotero #shutin
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“What is where you can go to get coronavirus and herpes at the same time, Alex?”
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Wtf. My pho e wants to kill me. #autocorrectfail
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Happy birthday to our beautiful hurricane, @ScottThompson_
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On a totally unrelated note, does anybody have a Tom Cruise mask that I can borrow?
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What am I missing ?? Is EVERY decision America makes and acts in complete compliance with Russia ???
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This temper tantrum government shutdown is basically trump holding his breath until we all pass out.
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CNN’s response to @realDonaldTrump’s press conference today:
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Don’t believe the lies coming from the WH. Believe in our freedoms. Thank you all for your support. We won’t back down. 🇺🇸 #1A
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So...if you voted absentee in Florida, maybe you should check to see if your ballot was actually tabulated. Because according to my county supervisor of elections, mine wasn’t. Nor was my sister’s or grandmother’s. And potentially others too.
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Ok. I get it. It’s alternate reality day. #alternaterealityday. Here’s mine. Trump is an honest and decent man. What’s your alternate reality for the day? Ready? Go.
President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration. We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...
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