canned fruit retailer of the year 2015, proud Vectra owner, supporter of various football teams, committed to trading #standards, husband. @millsandboom
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Launching a new pizza: #EuropeanSuperLeague
Toppings: Greed. Betrayal. Some amazing football teams. And Arsenal & Spurs.
Looking forward to responsibly cracking a few beers and settling down to watch my favourite teams in the new European super league. Superb!
Superb Sunday morning spent browsing Nespresso machine reviews in 'Which?' magazine. My own verdict: Too bloody expensive by half!
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'are you waiting for hell to bloody freeze over?' - Defcon 4 bollocking for the entire ambient replenishment team in Daventry after Steve spots a POS display of de-icer on aisle 17. Day ruined.
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Superb Easter afternoon spent playing with my new iPhone in the garden. Will be uploading all 36 Ultra HD pictures of a bottle of Carlsberg next to a glass of wine later for those of you on Facebook.
Best, Steve
Saturday morning spent auditing wife Karen's fridge management. Poor compliance in places with half-drunk bottles of Blossom Hill rosé in the fridge door and produce close to expiry date located at rear of unit. Standards begin at home, Karen!
'that's a bloody micro-aggression you prat!' Steve learning the lingo after completing Unconscious Bias Training in Telford branch. Chris from HR learning a particularly valuable lesson after calling me a 'slaphead'
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Listened to a bit of Jamie Theakston on Heart Radio this morning. Far too esoteric for my tastes. Simply Red - Stars as standard for Steve
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Its on days like this where I crack open the sunroof on the Vectra by an inch and cruise down the A426 feeling like the luckiest bloke in the world
Not usually one to try new things but I did pop some tartar sauce on my fish and chips in the Daventry branch cafe earlier - about took my bloody head off!
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Not usually into politics but Rob Roberts could change all that for me. Fantastic personal branding.
'just don't put this on bloody youtube!' - hilarity in Kettering staff Canteen as Jill from deli takes a pair of garden shears to Steve's mop - socially distanced of course! 😂
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Working from home today: Cotton Traders shirt and Wrangler stonewashed jeans as standard. Fantastic to see.
Superb changeover in Stourbridge branch this morning. The baton of standards expertly passed from the night team to myself at 6am, then an hour of adrenaline-fuelled prep before greeting the first customer. Its like being on a Broadway show every single bloody day. Superb.