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ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
It’s being reported that an estimated 1.5 million people attended the Arsenal parade today. 🤯
Kai Havertz posted this incredible video. It really does show how big a club Arsenal really are. 👏
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Sums up this clown’s career.
Barca under Pep was the most corrupt entity in football at the time, constantly tapping up players and enriching themselves through the Catalan project, receiving 300-year loans and having staff doctors arrested for doping.
Messi literally made Pep’s career, and if you disagree you should know that it took him 12 years to win the Champions League again after leaving Barca.
Speaking of which, he then goes to the one-horse race we call Bundesliga and is anointed with an unlimited budget. Immediately scraps one of the best teams in modern football (the Champions League winning Heynckes side) and although he wins the league it’s not exactly an achievement with Bayern - a club that routinely buys up all the talent in the league as soon as it emerges to stop others from becoming a rival.
And then he joins Man City, where he is literally given infinite money to buy any player he wants. Subsequently spends years buying defenders for billions because he can’t find one he likes. Gets caught cheating multiple times by UEFA but gets everything overturned through lawfare literally funded by a nation state.
And here we are. 115 charges looking on the horizon and this dork is doubling down, literally saying that if the claims are true and City is relegated he will not leave. Why? Because he is complicit, he’s just as much part of the fraudulent activities and financial doping as everyone else.
Possibly the biggest individual grifter in football history.
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
MICAH RICHARDS: “Pep, tell me what keeps you motivated after all this success.”
Probably the massive amounts of money he’s paid to remain motivated, Micah.
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
🚨🗣️ Ange Postecoglou: “Unfortunately in the last 48h I saw that the foundations are really fragile”.
“It's inside the club, outside the club”.
Mourinho told us this ✅
Conte told us this ✅
Now Ange is telling us this 😮
(🎥 @HaytersTV)
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Would you rather have Benzema on loan for 4-5 months, then buy Osimhen in the summer when we've saved some cash, OR...buy someone like Ivan Toney or Solanke right now?
86%Benzema loan then Osimhen
14%Toney or Solanke now
221 votes • Final results
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Watching a halftime promo interviewing Mahrez about Pep’s first title. City on 98 points, Liverpool finish on 97. “They are a phenomenon”, crows the commentator as the trophy is limited.
115 charges. So many clubs have lost out on great experiences.
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Waiting at the bar in the pub. Had to draw Haaland from today’s game. – at Islington, London
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Big atmosphere needed, get yourself involved.
Rotational fouling is City’s MO. Don’t let them get away with it : as a home crowd we need to put pressure on the ref, howl for every decision, demand card after card.
Make home advantage count. No mistakes, no regrets
Up The Gun
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Going back to the pen I think the question is what is Kai supposed to do. You’re running at pace, the first guy disrupts your stride with his leg without getting the ball and the second clips you as you’re off balance. I don’t see how it’s overruled as clear & obvious.
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Question: why does Benfica players have such weird shirt numbers? Is it a club tradition thing? Is it a Portuguese thing?
ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT retweeted
Twitter is a text-based PvP-focused MMORPG. Understanding this basic fact is the only way to progress to level 2. Ping me when you ding so we can go on quests together.
