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ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate. Blue: Green? Are you okay? Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed. Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.

ALT A comic of several colourful foxes. In this one, red fox is out in the woods with a wicker basket, wearing a sun hat. Sitting right beside some mushrooms, she has turned to look over her shoulder at another fox, also holding a wicker basket. The unknown grey fox looks back to her, seeming startled, as if they had just been caught in a crime. Narrator: It's mushroom season, and red fox detects an intruder on her territory. The two foxes face off, heads lowered and growling, with their tails raised up bristling in a threat display. Narrator: The competition for the best foraging grounds is fierce. The grey fox yields first, abandoning the basket as Red chases them off. Narrator: Territory must be defended, for family honour and to provide for one's offspring. Coming home, Red is once again her regular sweet and cheery self, offering her own mushroom basket to Blue and Green. Red: Take the rest to your grandma, sweetie! Blue: Thanks, mom.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk, watching a mother duck pass by with three little ducklings trailing behind her in a row. Green: I like the part of summer when the babies come out. Suddenly the world is full of new little wild creatures just learning everything! Going on, Green looks ahead as Blue glances behind them. Green: Ducklings, baby squirrels, fawn, little seagulls... Blue: Cyclists. Green: Sure. Blue watches in shock as a cyclist passes by with three little cyclists trailing behind her in a row, breezing by with such speed that they launch unprepared Green flying into the air.

ALT A comic of several foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we see a grey fox, by themselves, studying a "no smoking" sign, with a smaller sign added at the bottom. Grey fox, in thought: Non-smoking area, enforced by... Sniper? Frowning disapprovingly, the grey fox immediately pulls out a cigarette and lights it. Grey fox, still thinking: What kind of a sick joke is that? How would th- Grey fox's thought process is startled as a thin, sharp burst of water shoots the cigarette out of their mouth. Nearby, Blue and Green are hanging out on their balcony. Blue is wearing an olive green fishing hat, taking cover behind the balcony wall, aiming a brightly coloured plastic water gun down to the street. Green: Enjoying your new watergun? Blue: Immensely.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is carrying Blue on top of his head. Blue looks wide-eyed and stunned, completely wrung dry and shriveled, hanging limp like a rag. Narration: How to revive an oversocialised introvert: 1. Gently remove from crowds. Green gently lowers shriveled Blue into a metal stock pot. The pot's lid is leaning against the pot on the side. Narration: 2. Place in a chilled, dark and quiet place, away from strong smells and sounds. Sitting down to wait next to the now lidded pot, Green reads a newspaper. Narration: 3. Let simmer until normal. Green turns to look towards the pot as Blue peers out, still not fully recovered but now looking much more like his regular self. Green: Feeling any better yet? Blue: A little.