@Asleep2000

https://xitter.cf/t.co/J5FrYKtSa4 ugh.

 Philadelphia Pinball Champ '76
Joined January 2019
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remember when i accidentally tweeted a cultural touchstone and now i get maybe 40 views and zero interaction on anything i write lolzzz
apathetic@Asleep20009 Apr 2020
i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!
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haven't been to trader joe's in a long time, i kinda got sick of it. but went back today and it was good to see my tj's reply guys again.
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Eye On Axis@eyeonaxis6h
Morelli’s Cappuccino Bar, Broadstairs, England, 1986, by Martin Parr
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have any shrinks on here given her a possible diagnosis? and WHY? was she locked up in a prayer closet most of her childhood?
Jay
@jaybroniousOct 19
Watch how her stare changes midway during this clip. So fucking creepy. #elizabethholmes
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Ed Sweetman@humanpilotOct 27
ART IS A WORD, Paris [1988] #Photography by Bettina Rheims
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lol she looks insane. another example of hooded eye hatred
New York Post
@nypostOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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tradwives raising tradwives 🤮
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Rob Henderson
@robkhendersonOct 26
Elizabeth Holmes' handwritten notes to herself from her Theranos days. These notes exude authenticity and warmth. This is not a person who treats herself as an instrument to be optimally calibrated for power, status, and influence: robkhenderson.com/p/a-guilty…
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apathetic@Asleep20006 Apr 2021
imagine the one day the FBI decides to go through your trash is the day you marie kondo'd your sex toys.
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Welsh photographer Clare Marie Bailey - Telepath
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“Have you voted yet?” We drive a Subaru and play NPR for our dog does that answer your question
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Wolf Blitzer
@wolfblitzerOct 27
Getting excited about Halloween.
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some mayors have all the luck
Acyn
@AcynOct 26
Mayor Mamdani and Councilmember Kayla Santosuosso visited the New York Aquarium to meet some seals and celebrate the impact of the administration’s $2 million investment in the aquarium.
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'Ain't got no problem with Goths'
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averyluna333
@lucky_chairOct 26
Lead us not in to penn station
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every prepper in the world gets a collective boner
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that age old tale of rich women overcoming hardship by remaining wealthy.
Philly Mag@phillymagOct 24
After her husband scammed some of Philadelphia’s wealthiest people, decimated her picture-perfect Main Line life, and went to prison, Kami Verne doubled down on the only thing she still trusted: love. bit.ly/4yLTqAB

Love, Loss, and a Main Line Ponzi Scheme: The Amazing Second Chapter of Kami Verne

After her husband swindled some of Philadelphia’s wealthiest people, decimated her picture-perfect Main Line life, and went to prison, Kami Verne doubled down on the only thing she still trusted:...

phillymag.com
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i have a lot of things to say about madonna but i fear the wrath of gay twitter.
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how i feel from daylight savings time until the spring
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