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Aspharon

@Aspharon

FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY INSTEAD I'M NOT HERE ANYMORE: https://nitter.gq/t.co/sHc0Nw5PVb

 Utrecht, The Netherlands
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Joined October 2013
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I’m telling y’all! Time to make the jump
miss gurl (@shes_rADIAnt) profile picturemiss gurl
@shes_rADIAnt13 Nov 2024
This is insane.
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With your incredible support, I am overjoyed to announce that not only will I be able to run Supper Mario Broth full time, but I will be able to also invest into material and equipment for more and better Mario content. Thank you all so much. You have saved my life. I love you.
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TSA guy searched my bag. Found my idol light sticks. Him: "The hell are these? Mini Yoda lightsabers? Me: "Oh they're just light sticks. For concerts and stuff." He then fucking leaned in and did a Yoda voice. "MMH. MASTER RAVER, I AM." He said. Blindsided me.
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these comments are the embodiment of dead internet theory
marci the swag lord (@REFUSERADIO) profile picturemarci the swag lord@REFUSERADIO15 Oct 2024
drawing while listening to a video essay and the guy just said "hey do you remember when- (snap snap snap) HEY LOOK AT ME NOT THE DRAWING TABLET. do you remember when i-" and i stopped and stared at my computer like this
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icarly carly walking into her apartment that one time
Taylor Swift in 4k (@4k_taylorr) profile pictureTaylor Swift in 4k
@4k_taylorr12 Oct 2024
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce in NYC
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"omg you remembered?" did you know that if you cut me up and looked into my heart you would find a small red door that opens into a room plastered with everything youve ever said to me and its all covered in glitter and fairy lights and paper stars. so yeah, i did remember.
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We will be performing a test of a new feature for #NintendoSwitchOnline on #NintendoSwitch. From 17:00 CEST on Oct 10, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack members can apply to participate on a first-come, first-serve basis. Find out more: ntdo.com/6013fPXOv
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I can't believe Nintendo literally announced a new device the day after I tweeted this that is solely designed to help you get woke.
Fred Wood (@thatsmytrunks) profile pictureFred Wood@thatsmytrunks8 Oct 2024
The funniest thing Nintendo could do right now is to release the successor to the Nintendo Switch, the Nintendo Woke™️
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sometimes I just wanna escape the world *logs onto club penguin*
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The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here
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@ancilladominii3 Oct 2024
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google ai LOVES to step in when it sees “vs” and will try its hardest to compare whatever you throw at it
Breville smart oven air fryer versus the Ottoman Empire

ALT Breville smart oven air fryer versus the Ottoman Empire

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i kinda miss when AI "art" was just putting "kirby at a target" into dall-e and getting a really shitty deformed picture that barely resembles what it's supposed t be
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#screenshotsaturday Explore the abandoned church and discover its bone-chilling mysteries. The #bitworld Halloween update is now live! Check out our blog post: play-bitworld.com/blog/2024/… #gamedev #indiegame #jrpg #indiedev #turnbased #mmorpg #online #f2p
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rewatching icarly. this apartment was the gateway to hell.
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#Minecraft
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In Yoshi's Island, if the "Kamek saying 'OH, MY!!!'" object is inserted anywhere in a level that is not a boss battle, Baby Mario will explode. This will count as completing the level.
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Aspharon@Aspharon7 Jan 2019
can i come over and platonically play with you hair
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Piracy is ethical at this point
ToonHive (@ToonHive) profile pictureToonHive
@ToonHive1 Oct 2024
Cartoon Network shows that has been removed from Max today: - Chowder - Regular Show - The Amazing World of Gumball - We Bare Bears - Steven Universe
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i feel so bad i refunded him
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If you read through Jason's answers in the thread (linked in the OW Calv tweet) get ready to be absolutely furious at how hard the C-Suite fumbled the bag re: most of Overwatch. Not surprising, just disappointing.
Overwatch Cavalry (@OWCavalry) profile pictureOverwatch Cavalry
@OWCavalry29 Sep 2024
An #Overwatch2 series was reportedly in development with Netflix 👀 Jason Schreier suggests that plans changed after Activision Blizzard sued Netflix in 2020 for poaching its CFO.
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