@AstinTO

That's it, I'm staying in Canada.

 Toronto
Joined February 2009
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I don't know how it's possible, but they say the whole thing just disses the shit outta Drake.
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I can read quotes like this all day long
Daily Stoic
@dailystoic22 Aug 2024
"It's not that we have a short time, but that we waste of a lot of it." — Seneca
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I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
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The first player in @MLB HISTORY to play for both teams in the same game: Danny Jansen 👓
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Karen! Karin! Karén!
Michelle Kosinski@MichLKosinski22 Aug 2024
Name this band
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an uplifting take on dried-out rivers is rare in the lame-stream media
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nice to have some pro-drought news for a change
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE17 Aug 2024
113 million-year-old footprints left by Dinosaur are found in a dried-out river bed after severe drought
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Introducing the 26th captain of your Toronto Maple Leafs, Auston Matthews
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Donald Trump is the oldest nominee in American political history.
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This Crowdstrike thing is nuts! My wife’s Chevy Bolt wouldn’t start & since I’m not comfortable driving at night she had to sleep over at the dojo after her karate lesson!
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👏MY👏GOD👏PEOPLE👏JUST👏CIRCLE👏THE👏DAMN👏WAGONS👏AND👏LET’S👏BEAT👏THE👏WALKING👏CIRCUS👏PEANUT'S👏ASS👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
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I'm glad it's not snowing. I can't imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
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2-0!!!!!! PWHL Toronto x @UPS
A final score graphic for PWHL Toronto vs PWHL Minnesota on May 10th. Final score is Toronto 2, Minnesota 0.

ALT A final score graphic for PWHL Toronto vs PWHL Minnesota on May 10th. Final score is Toronto 2, Minnesota 0.

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i didn't see the northern lights but i saw myself in the mirror and it was amazing
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ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO. PWHL Toronto x @UPS
Final score graphic for PWHL Toronto vs PWHL Minnesota. Score is Toronto 4, Minnesota 0

ALT Final score graphic for PWHL Toronto vs PWHL Minnesota. Score is Toronto 4, Minnesota 0

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BIG DUB.
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My favorite Montalban is probably Ricardo.
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LEAFS WIN!!!! @LGCanada | #LeafsForever
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Astin 🦆 retweeted
Astin 🦆@AstinTO21 Apr 2024
GO LEAFS GO!
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