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Hand sanitiser is selling out everywhere. So we have started using our distillery to make Punk Sanitiser. We want to do all we can to help everyone get through this difficult time.
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Marcel Proust was a committed beer drinker. On his death bed he sent his chauffeur to the Ritz to pick up some chilled bottles. His last words are rumoured to be: ‘Thank you, Odilon, for getting the beer.’
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When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!"
Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.
Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene............
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Aaaaaand thanks to my kids' after-school program for sending them home with a pile of Christmas dicks.
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The Danish for ‘mullet’ is Bundesligahår, meaning ‘the hair of a German football player’.
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In the 1760s, 33 Cock Lane in London was believed to be haunted by a ghost called Scratching Fanny.
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Named our first daughter 'Lily' after my wife's favourite flower. Feel sorry for our second, who got her favourite bird.
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we maybe promotion rivals but something's are bigger than football. All at MFC are think of you guys today.
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The first written use of the word "fuck" was an employee complaining about his fucking boss (or, in this case, abbot).
