72 year old striker Doctors tell me I have dementia, but I deal with it Follow me on #instagram @astrodlone
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Astro got into the primate enclosure. Four of them went for him at once.
Nobody has explained how he got in, and the zoo has not commented.
#caughtoncamera #zoo #foundfootage #astro #monkeys
Astro scanned two hundred bananas one at a time at a self checkout.
It took forty minutes. Nobody in the line behind him said anything.
#caughtoncamera #supermarket #foundfootage #astro #selfcheckout
A police officer asked Astro to take the helmet off. Twice.
He was not detained. There is nothing to detain him for.
#bodycam #caughtoncamera #foundfootage #astro #police
A local news crew went out to cover the Astro sightings. The crowd got there first.
She did three more takes. It was worse each time.
#caughtoncamera #localnews #foundfootage #astro #sighting
CIVIL DIRECTION 4
ALL DISTRICTS. IMMEDIATE.
Leave your home today. One bag each.
Assembly points are listed on the reverse.
Do not attempt to disable a Service Unit. They are not the
cause of the present situation and will continue to operate
normally throughout. If you become separated from your party,
ask any Service Unit and it will take you to the nearest
assembly point.
Leave the door unlocked. Leave the power on.
You will be returning.
Day 4,018. Stopped at a service station off the highway. Needed water. Took the risk. Eleven years since anyone came through here and it shows. Everything still sitting where it was put down. Nobody packed. Nobody tidied up. They just went. Found one thing worth carrying. Found one thing I wasn't looking for. Still moving. Still counting.
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