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Before hopping in my mentions trying to educate me about racism, microaggressions and stereotypes, at least have your facts and know what the fuck you’re talking about 💅🏾 #BB28
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Devin Vassell tonight: 21 PTS (12 in 4th + OT) - 5 REB - 3 STLS
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Gotta give his old ass time to warm up every season for the last few seasons 😂
When my nigga bron drop 25 on good efficiency for the first time I might drop a tear 😂 I can’t wait til he ramp up he look old as shit rn
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THIS IS FMUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bb28
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me trying to impress harry potter trade #BBUK
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in 30 minutes tiffany flirted with lynx, made sam wet, threatened to take rhiannas man, frightened rochelle and called phillip a back stabbing baldy. Tiffany the queen you are #bbuk
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Let’s gooo way to close it out ‼️ #porvida
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LeBron has gotten off to slow starts just about every season for the past few seasons. Give his old ass time to warm up
LeBron is the best basketball player ever, but it looks like he’s finally done. Best case scenario he gets a 2015 Peyton type ring and rides off into the sunset.
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😭😭😭😭😭
bro iq spinning with scottie LMAOOOOO
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My hometown redeemed itself ❤️🏀
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Capricorn Sun Gemini Moon Aqua Merc + Venus Libra Mars
Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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She's not even been in the house an hour and is already ICONIC ✨ #BBUK 💬 Chat along with us: discord.gg/bbuk
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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Bruh
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
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Sneak Peek 🫣 Tiffany Pollard's return spooks Housemates as the HBIC has a bone to pick with the Hierarchy 🫨 #BBUK
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shit just gets funnier and funnier when they start respecting his authority
Reffing at LA fitness
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He starting to lose some of his belly from all the cardio
taxed sum white boys for an eighth
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Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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Are we witnessing Wemby finally realize he can pull from midrange whenever he wants? Is he finally enlightened?????
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