@Astroblast65

šŸ’„šŸ‘ˆšŸ¤ šŸ‘‰šŸ’„ failed shitposter ā€¢ iā€™ve lost more followers than youā€™ve ever gained ā€¢ iā€™m that bad at this šŸ’Æ

 Austin, TX
Joined April 2015
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Back in the day this would obliterate a sitting president, today itā€™s just another silly ol day
TMZ
@TMZ22h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-ā€¦

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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vinniemontoyašŸŒ»@PiperDewnOct 26
Elon IS who they've been saying Soros is. Kushner IS who they say Hunter is.
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Tristan@t_c_p_33Oct 26
Iā€™ve seen dudes do this while holding a child and a beer
Jeff Bean@sadwinnipegfanOct 26
No "baseball" player is capable of doing this. They need a "glove" to catch a ball which is softer than a cricket ball and is hit way slower.šŸ’€
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government is broke and so they're going after poor people instead of large corporations that don't pay taxes
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 26
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to restart aggressive collections efforts against defaulted student loan borrowers, per Forbes
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Tipping Pitches@tipping_pitchesOct 25
commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life canā€™t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Rob Manfred can gargle my balls
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AuxGod
@AuxGod_Oct 22
was watching ā€œBatman The Animated Seriesā€, buddy threw for 400 yards throwing like this lol
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How the hell do people still watch the NBA?
The Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 22
Count the stepsā€¦ šŸŽ„ @SportsCenter
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elena ilana alana alina elana@lenibriscoeOct 17
What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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only here for severance@IAmATree78Oct 17
Every recent Nathan Fielder project expertly touches the deep existential horror of not being able to ever fully know or understand another human being or their actions.
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įƒ¦@DontZuccMeOct 16
this is just ridiculous behavior in the 2nd inning.
Klein25
@Klein25Oct 12
This is just ridiculous behavior in the 6th inning.
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Jay Cuda
@JayCudaOct 16
white sox won more playoff games than the dodgers
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xitter.cf/wtchyrlanguage/status/ā€¦
Astroblast65.bsky.social@Astroblast65Oct 15
holy fuck i can't believe i Get to See Everything tomorrow night
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Shehan Jeyarajah
@ShehanJeyarajahOct 14
Ending at The Alamo for a big battle?
Kayla Guo@kaylaguo_Oct 14
New @TexasTribune: Ken Paxton is setting off on a "Come And Take It" bus tour that will take him to over 30 stops across Texas and land him at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day. #TXSEN texastribune.org/2026/10/14/ā€¦

Ken Paxton to close Senate run with ā€œCome And Take Itā€ bus tour

The Republican nominee plans to hit over 30 stops across Texas, concluding with a stop at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day, as he competes in an intensely close Senate race against Democrat James...

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Greensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceOct 14
ā€œRaise hell. Praise Daleā€ is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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WHY WOULD YOUR OVEN CONNECT TO THE INTERNET OH MY GOD I HATE IT HERE
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 13
BREAKING: Anthropic has said that rogue AI agents may "self-replicate" to hijack smart devices such as ovens and TVs
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sav@pprivateidahoOct 8
imagine him striking you out and immediately going to write about you in his diary šŸ˜­
Chase Denton
@ChaseDenton_Oct 7
Yamamoto has a secret journal he uses to document hitters weaknesses.
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This little bastard had fairy godparents from 1998-2017 and never wished to stop Jeffrey Epstein
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Ripley fka fantonacci@puppynacciOct 6
normal baseball team
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