@AstrosBrain

a man, a plan, a canal: nicaragua (cornelius vanderbilt)

 Texas, USA
Joined July 2020
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one thing to know about me is that I have a good poker face about things that don’t involve me personally but absolutely none for things that do
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“I’m not driving,” he tapped, lying.
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> we need better office culture! > everyone’s moving to different desks now, please take a day to move and set up your desks again > we’re going to make this fun so send us playlist recommendations > also everyone can still work from home my company leadership may be re*arded
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lol canadians
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@cityoftorontoOct 23
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get it, it’s authoriteh because those goober canadians always end their sentences with eh
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hi. 6'5" here. shopping sucks. traveling sucks. have to watch your head a lot especially when visiting old submarines or the old country (Europe). can’t be an astronaut. and if you don’t like people looking at you, good luck. but other than that it is cool
Daniel Heneghan
@dpheneghan1Oct 23
Replying to @caitlin_mmm
I'm 5' 10" and I really don't see how dudes 6' 3" or higher manage in this world. Nothing fits, not clothes, not chairs, not beds, not rooms, not houses, not cars, not airplanes....Nothing. Everywhere one goes one will have bruised elbows and knees.
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ever have a moment when things are cool and then you find something out that makes you furious and it changes your entire evaluation of whether things were indeed actually cool
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this is how I find out the new york knicks won the basketball champeenship
ESPN
@espnOct 23
A Madison Square Garden spokesperson admitted fault that employees in Knicks business operations and at the arena received a phishing email posing as an opportunity to claim an NBA championship ring, calling the incident "an unfortunate mistake." More: spr.ly/6181BHbgbW
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I am pretty sure I’ve had the same wallet since Bush’s second term
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> nice day on 𝕏 > put my phone down for 3 minutes > pick my phone back up > 83 new notifications from Samantha
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half my LinkedIn feed now is a former UI/UX coworker who got laid off in January and now comments all day on how terrible AI is. quality, ethically, as an affront to taste, and so on. he’s been getting harsher and harsher as the months go on
Matt
@matt503ea5sf9z5Oct 22
everyone I see struggling is ANTI-AI. I see zero people pro AI who are struggling. A lot of people struggling are simply because they are anti ai. its like not adopting the computer in the 00s.
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I tracked a cell in Reno just to CM dye
A Kermode Bear Is Stealing Your Salmon
@AKermodeBearOct 22
I opened a bakery in Reno just to sell him rye.
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idea: posting real-life videos that aren’t staged
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kinda hoped “toaster” would become the epithet of choice for our robot creations there’s still time
Tom Babb
@TBabb02Oct 22
I think one of my favorite parts about my new job is that we refer to AI internally as "clankers" and I just like that term.
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it is not possible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood
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developers love Claude Code because it constantly gives Scotty Estimates “I expect this will take about 2-3 days” and it’s done in half an hour
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there was a time in my life (college) when I ate a lot of Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas. I was a king
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i think it's fine to have a robot as a friend, but you should balance it out with friendships with a cyclops and a martian and an outer space potato man. and get a dog.
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putting together a pitch deck for potential dates
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