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Sarcastic H-Town Expat. back from the dead. #astros #CancunFC #TexasEx I probably have you muted

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BREAKING: The Houston Astros have reportedly reached an agreement with owner Jim Crane to become the team's next manager on a five-year, $50 million contract that includes a full no-fire clause. Sources say negotiations were tense, but Crane ultimately agreed to all of Crane's demands. Crane is expected to introduce himself at a press conference later this week, where he will take questions from himself. Thoughts on the hire, Astros fans? 👀
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Not a reassuring quarter of Texas football.
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Espada has interviewed with the Mariners, Cubs, Marlins, White Sox, Mets, Twins, and Giants and only the Astros gave him a job 🤦‍♂️
Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) profile pictureChandler Rome@Chandler_RomeNov 3
Jason Kanzler was teaching physics at Katy High School in 2014.
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Looks like Arlington may try to trade Seager, deGrom and Eovaldi this offseason per Evan Grant.
Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) profile pictureEvan Grant
@Evan_P_GrantNov 2
Rangers column: Chris Young said all the quiet parts out loud dallasnews.com/sports/ranger…
Change is coming for the Rangers this offseason, and it could start with the team's star players

Change is coming for the Rangers this offseason, and it could start with the team's star players

The Rangers' offseason reset starts with tough trade questions surrounding its stars: Corey Seager, Jacob deGrom and Nathan Eovaldi.

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Sup H-Town
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RIP. Most famous for having a very valuable rookie card. Anyone know what ever happened to the other guy?
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Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleNov 1
RIP New York Mets great Jerry Koosman
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Based Jew
@Ranger22421Oct 31
the genocide libel isn't used to help palestinians. it's used to harass, abuse, and justify violence against jews worldwide.
Dory Benami (@dory_benami) profile pictureDory Benami
@dory_benamiOct 31
I studied law. I reject the Gaza genocide accusation. Aid, vaccinations and civilian warnings matter when assessing intent. The ICJ has not ruled that genocide occurred. Presenting the accusation as an established fact spreads a libel.
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This was his ceiling. He was never a GM.
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 31
Former Astros GM Dana Brown returns to Atlanta as a senior adviser with amateur scouting
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When we hired Dana Clown, most of the fanbase was pretty happy and thought it was a good move. So the fact everyone hates this move is actually giving me confidence it might work out.
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The last GM we hired from St Louis worked out pretty well
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Assistant to the General Manager
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Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) profile pictureChandler Rome@Chandler_RomeOct 31
The Astros have hired Randy Flores as their general manager, they just announced
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2016 Cubs
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 30
After finally winning their first World Series, the Milwaukee Brewers new quest? A dynasty. usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…
Inside the Milwaukee Brewers' quest for a dynasty

Inside the Milwaukee Brewers' quest for a dynasty

The way the Brewers view it, they are in the infancy of a genuine dynasty after winning their first-ever World Series.

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Astrosfan86@AstrosFan86Oct 27
I don’t care what it take get Kleine as my GM starting Wednesday
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The Yankees have become such a joke the Brewers are even clowning on them. This all began in 2015. 😉
Carter Lowe (@carterl0we) profile pictureCarter Lowe
@carterl0weOct 29
Jake Bauers gifted Pat Murphy the final out ball. Murphy thanked him and told him “You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves….just remember this is way we used to do it” #ThisIsMyCrew
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Congrats Brewers. Mainly for keeping the dodgers out of the WS. But it's always fuck Bud Selig in this house.
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I’ve barely watched any of this world series. It’s weird to not hate watch a WS or be in a WS since 2017. 17 - Most legitimate Astros 💍 18 - HW LA 19 - WS was canceled 20 - Fake WS nobody watched 21 - 🤮 22 - 🐐💍🏆 23 - HW Arlington 24 - Giant meteor 25 - HW LA
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Hits in a World Series Career: Aaron Judge - 4 Tonight: Jackson Chourio- 4
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I don’t care what it take get Kleine as my GM starting Wednesday
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The NL was a far superior league this year and the World Series proved that. Tampas is likely going to get swept.
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