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NFL 2K5 is an American football video game developed by Visual Concepts for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox consoles. I have all the wrong opinions. USAF. OIF. 💍

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Magills (@magills_) profile pictureMagills
@magills_22 Mar 2025
On sale at Menards. Great back entry light.
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A woman caught taking an entire bowl of Halloween candy has been fired Her employer confirmed her dismissal after discovering she lied about apologizing to the homeowner
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The girl who attacked someone yesterday is on a cocktail of heavy psychiatric medication. That doesn't excuse her behavior, it just proves she should be monitored and kept away from the public before she kills someone.
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SUPERB (@MajestyRia) profile pictureSUPERB
@MajestyRiaOct 22
Valkyries vs Dream is what happens when the Suburban school with the prestige fundamentals & all the funding plays the Black school with a squad full of dawgs with straight HEART! That system won’t work when it’s time to scrap. Valks can’t stop what they never seen before.
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BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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If you drink Keystone Light I just assume you’ve killed a woman before.
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sneako prolly sucking dick rn
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Every time this question comes up my answer is the same, this the best I can do
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 🇭🇹@babyibeenajointOct 31
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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My GOD
craigfrmdaBurbs (@AbdulJumpout24) profile picturecraigfrmdaBurbs@AbdulJumpout2421h
Replying to @CreeperIsCool1 @_jacobmfisher @Lions
jack Campbell soon
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Nba twitter doesn’t hold a CANDLE to NFL twitter.
J (@ChoncosPlzWin) profile pictureJ@ChoncosPlzWin22h
I heard Jack Campbell dead
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Treat. Everyyyyyy. Gun like it is loaded and OFF safety!
Idris Elbow 💪🏾 (@YallLuvCris) profile pictureIdris Elbow 💪🏾
@YallLuvCrisNov 1
Kick her out of the course ASAP!!!!!
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Interesting things are happening in Poland as well.
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Interesting things are happening
Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) profile pictureCam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby20h
🚨🚨 JUST NOW: Deranged Abdul Supporter tackled a Jewish girl (@basedinmalibu) at free speech event. She was SWIFTLY arrested, resisted and then said “I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!!” As she was loaded into the police vehicle.
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Lmaoooooo
Joys Sparkle (@JoysSparkle) profile pictureJoys Sparkle@JoysSparkle20h
Replying to @AstrosWatcher
Stfu monkey!
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Joys Sparkle (@JoysSparkle) profile pictureJoys Sparkle@JoysSparkle22h
Replying to @Mr_Ceo_____
Amen bro, Fuck all those gangsters .
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CHILLING AUDIO captures FEMALE PILOT’S FINAL MOMENTS before PLANE CRASHES in FLORIDA ‘MAYDAY, MAYDAY, we’re descending 10,000 FEET PER MINUTE’ ‘LOOK OUTSIDE JACK… HOLY FU*K WE’RE OUT OF TIME’ — TERRIFYING final words heard before impact
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_com22h
EXTREME CLOSEUP shows PLANE DIVING INTO THE GROUND LIKE A MISSILE before MASSIVE EXPLOSION in FLORIDA
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Holy shit
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FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuck22h
A private jet crashed into a mobile home park in Palm Beach County, Florida, today, leaving a massive crater, knocking down power lines, and destroying a home. Multiple fatalities have been reported.
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ChalkZone@Ch4lkzoneNov 1
All gaming devs in 2026 are not gamers
Lion (@Lionxo_) profile pictureLion
@Lionxo_Oct 31
WTF ARE THESE PISTOLS 😭😭😭
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S.K.Ivan (@sIkofficial4) profile pictureS.K.Ivan
@sIkofficial4Oct 31
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I can nolonger be on their side, they deserve whatever the police does to them
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Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
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Quinton Baker assaulted his girlfriend after saying he was gay, then walked toward Las Vegas police holding their 3-year-old with a gun to the child's chest. Both died; coroner could not determine who killed the boy. reviewjournal.com/crime/shooting… fox5vegas.com/2026/10/29/rep…
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See. It’s like nothing we do matters.
PBS News (@NewsHour) profile picturePBS News
@NewsHourOct 31
If you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal. And if you wake up the next morning and find that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too. (via @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/4zqnWBa
When will we know 2026 midterm election results? It may take some time, but that’s normal

When will we know 2026 midterm election results? It may take some time, but that’s normal

In past elections, elected leaders, candidates and social media users have spread falsehoods that “late night” arrivals of “ballot dumps” or “suitcases” of ballots are signs of fraud, or that only...

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