@Atlantis252

briefly 1981's World's Youngest Man 🏅

Joined October 2009
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Call me Compo the way I gnaw her batty
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No Context Cats
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I had to consult the ancient texts for this one
Bigsouptaco@bigsouptacoOct 25
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Wayne off Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
cat memes
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My cat was born with a mullet
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Spoke to an insider, sell your Fidget Spinners now
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My nigga god bless whoever grandma this is godfuckingdamn salute & amen
Old Time Football 🏈
@Ol_TimeFootballOct 26
October 26, 1975 You certainly said a mouthful there Tom 😵
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My life is riding on air ordained by the Mandate of Heaven.
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Stockpiling beans and candles for The Event™ then being expected to still work as normal, but then having a fry up at the canteen.
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Karate Kid for people who buy supplements from podcasters
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm9h
First trailer for ‘WAY OF THE WARRIOR KID’, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill. The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies. Releasing November 20 on Apple TV.
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As a youngster; school
Elma
@oelma__Oct 26
Name a place you have been to, but have no desire to visit again.
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Pacific Wire
@JMChyno15h
ALERT: Several countries including Japan, UK, Switzerland, and Germany, have recently urged citizens to stockpile emergency supplies amid war, disasters and cyber attack fears.
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Charlotte
@al_tools43377Oct 26
10 SIGNS A MAN IS QUIETLY LOSING HIMSELF: 1. He avoids people.
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Dibujites Incorrectes
@dibujites23h
La mejor que ví hecho con IA hasta ahora. 10/10
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The weather this morning 🌅 after trashing my garden last night when there wasn't even a storm
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Saw a guy this morning in white, short-legged dungarees
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Me when my nephew
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Garby retweeted
macksy@macksypowwaOct 23
it’s late in the evenin she’s wonderin what clothes to wear she puts on her make up and brushes her long blonde hair and then she asks me do i look alright? and i say where’s your fucking poppy
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Regretting that big bowl of ice cream
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I 've cut right back on the beer 👍🏻 I can't stop eating 👎🏻
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Night bins
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Boss is off till Thursday
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