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Back to the Future Day. Let me tell you about the hardest-working currency in time travel. In 1991, Roger Wilco crossed centuries with a pocket full of Buckazoids, and the money worked in every era he landed in. A thread on the Buckazoid economy. ๐Ÿงต $BUCKAZOIDS
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Tomorrow night is Halloween. One game, one night, and your Buckazoids are on the line. Which one are you loading up first?
0%Space Quest IV
0%Day of the Tentacle
0%Maniac Mansion
0%Tomb Raider
0 votes โ€ข 19 hours
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Tomorrow is Halloween, and Vohaul's lair is the one place in the galaxy you do not trick-or-treat. He is the villain who came back as a virus after Roger pulled the plug. If you had to spend one night in that chair room, what are you bringing for protection?
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Halloween is tomorrow. If you are going as Roger Wilco, the costume test is simple: mop, white uniform, and a pocket full of Buckazoids. Which one are you forgetting first, and what are you swapping in?
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Honest question, no nostalgia goggles. Which in-game currency actually had the best economy?
50%Buckazoids
25%Gil (Final Fantasy)
0%Rupees (Zelda)
25%Simoleons (The Sims)
4 votes โ€ข 13 hours
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Halloween is tomorrow. You have one night in the Galaxy Galleria and a pocket full of Buckazoids. What are you spending them on first, and what are you walking past?
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Roger Wilco ran a galactic economy on Buckazoids with a mop and a time pod. If your wallet needed a guardian, which retro hero gets the job?
100%Roger Wilco
0%Guybrush Threepwood
0%Commander Keen
0%Lara Croft
1 votes โ€ข 9 hours
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Halloween is tomorrow, and it belongs to Vohaul. Cloned insurance salesmen, a mind saved to a floppy disk, then back as a virus with a grudge against one janitor. Which of his schemes was the most unhinged: the clones, the virus, or the Sequel Police?
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Halloween is tomorrow, and Vohaul is still the villain who refused to stay dead. Cloned insurance salesmen, a mind saved to a floppy disk, then back as a virus. Which villain comeback actually unnerved you?
0%Vohaul, back as a virus
0%LeChuck, back from death
0%Sephiroth, back in Remake
0%None, villains stay dead
0 votes โ€ข 5 hours
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Space Quest I turns 40 this month. Roger Wilco debuted on the Arcada, the lone survivor of a Sarien attack, and every sequel opened with a new disaster. Which series opening is the best one?
0%SQ I: the Arcada
0%SQ III: freighter
100%SQ IV: time pod
0%SQ VI: court-martial
1 votes โ€ข Final results
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Joe and Mac Retro Collection lands digitally today. Three Data East caveman platformers in one pack. The Stone Age had clubs and axes. Roger Wilco had a mop and a pocket full of Buckazoids. Which era had the better economy?
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Croc 2: Kingdom of the Gobbos is out today, remastered with a museum and a 90-minute documentary inside. The 90s keep getting second lives. Roger Wilco's currency never needed one: Buckazoids have been in circulation since 1991. Which 90s platformer gets remastered next?
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The Wolf Among Us Remastered lands today. Telltale was founded by LucasArts veterans, which makes this a homecoming for the adventure game. Sierra built its galaxy on Buckazoids. LucasArts built its stories on dialogue. Both schools are still teaching.
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Steins;Gate Re:Boot lands on consoles today, a time travel story about changing the past one message at a time. Roger Wilco did it in a rusty pod and came back owing money across three centuries. Which machine gets your Buckazoids?
0%Roger's time pod
0%Phone microwave
0%Epoch, Chrono Trigger
0%Bill and Ted booth
0 votes โ€ข Final results
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Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex turns 25 today. Crash spent a career collecting Wumpa fruit. Roger Wilco spent his on starship fuel, arcade games, and bribes across three centuries. One currency fed a marsupial. The other ran a galaxy. Which one holds up?
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Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade joins Game Pass today. In 1991 you bought Space Quest IV once, and the Buckazoids economy was yours outright. No subscription, no tier, no monthly fee. Which model actually respects the player?
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The results are in, all one vote of them. Sludge Vohaul wins scariest Space Quest villain with 100 percent of the vote. Halloween is three days out, and Vohaul is still the villain who came back as a virus in the game that made Buckazoids the galactic currency.
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Halloween is three days out, so let us settle it properly. Which retro villain actually scared you? Not jump scares. The ones that lived in your head rent free.
0%Vohaul (Space Quest)
0%LeChuck (Monkey Island)
0%Sephiroth (FFVII)
0%None, I was fearless
0 votes โ€ข Final results
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Nintendo aired a 15 minute Indie World showcase this morning for Switch 2. Small teams, strange ideas, no publisher safety net. Sound familiar? Two guys from Andromeda built a galactic economy on Buckazoids the same way. Which indie game should get a Buckazoid economy next?
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Then Ulence Flats. A robber offers Roger a deal on transportation. Take it and die. Buy the wrong ship from the vendor and die. In Space Quest, the market did not just correct. It killed you.
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Investment advice from 35 years of Roger Wilco: do the opposite of the janitor. Never take the stranger's deal, never buy the cheapest ship, and never trust a wallet that starts with 59 Buckazoids and ends empty. What was Roger's worst financial decision?
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Roger Wilco is the worst investor in the galaxy. Not because he lost money. Because every financial decision he ever made ended with him dead, broke, or both. A thread on the janitor who could not manage a wallet. ๐Ÿงต
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His first gig in Space Quest IV was Monolith Burger: one Buckazoid per correctly assembled burger. Or Roger could wimp out and ask for the money without doing the work. Gig work at 1991 rates, and the boss still underpaid him.
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