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rave till the grave (preferably with @spacelaces)

Joined September 2015
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YOUR TEAM. YOUR CITY. YOUR REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Winning football in Texas isn't 4 every 1 🤷
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Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night
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"i will help poor people when i grow up" Me after growing up;
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How it feels to listen to your NPC coworkers talk about their lame ass weekend at 9am on Monday morning
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i just realized 8 hours of sleep is going to be from 10pm to 6am 😭 bruh, we’re so fucked
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The cancerous lung killing weed carts class action settlement will be my 401k
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you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
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Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work
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Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want
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Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me
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Sources: President Trump, commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, and White House task force head Andrew Giuliani put together a team of elite lawyers — from outside the government — to challenge the Flo Balogun red card. Specifically they challenged the use of slow motion instant replay to give the red card, which they argued violated FIFA rules. The president also conveyed to Gianni Infantino, FIFA’s president, that the appeal had been filed and he believed the red card penalty was excessive. FIFA’s independent committee reviewed the decision and agreed the penalty was incorrectly given, rescinding it under their rule 27 authority.
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Zeds Dead x Dirt Monkey - Reggae Jamboree flip 😏
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Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life
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We should talk more about why the disc price and the download price of a game are EVER the same
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The Spanish broadcast of Malik Tillman’s free kick MAJESTIC 🇺🇸
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In need of a RÜFÜS DU SOL DJ set this Summer 😮‍💨
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This car makes me want to smoke cigarettes
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