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Lawyer | Lover of dreams and french fries.

Puerto Princesa City, Mimaropa
Joined December 2019
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I’m that lawyer.
Somewhere out there is a lawyer who genuinely enjoys every meeting, every client call, every court appearance, and every Monday morning. I need to know what drugs they're on.
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I’m craving Mamou in this ungodly hour!!
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Grace Penn bombed an ally. Grace Penn is President. Grace Penn is shot. Grace Penn is a dictator. #TheDiplomat
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If I go under oath, are you asking me to perjure myself?
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In diplomatic parlance, declaring someone persona non grata means the receiving state is fundamentally reassessing the relationship with the sending state.
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How explicitly do you want me to threaten him?
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Being a lawyer means accepting a P150,000 professional fee for a P1,000 claim just to prove a point. Be petty.
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Maybe? That’s compelling.
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Great intentions. Bad idea.
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We exist in a marketplace of favors.
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Telling one person is a secret. Two is a publication.
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Rooting for Justice Dimaampao to be the next primus inter pares.
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Posted one bible verse and eleven of my dearest friends checked up on me to see if I was okay. Needless to say, that was a cry for help. One friend had food delivered over to my house. Had a bottle of beer. Now feeling a little bit better. Always grateful for my village. ❤️
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I’m a litigator, I cannot make your situation better. The best I can offer is making the situation worse for everyone involved. Just need a few dollars
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I need to be left alone in my room with several bags of McDonald’s and self-loathing.
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I cancelled another prof’s class. Talk about ultra vires.
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I respect your brevity. It’s almost threatening.
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