Jason Kral

I just took a CLE entitled, I'm not a Cat.....

The equivalent of the Amex Black Card for parents, Chick-fil-A red member

I just got offered a bagged lunch by the lady who feeds the homeless people on mirror lake. Maybe it’s time to up my wardrobe game?

It sounds like a gaggle of geese is procreating outside my office window......quiet down out there, some of us are trying to work!

I just dug up this old picture following Ohio State's victory over Michigan in 2006. @MalcolmJenkins @JayRichardson99

Like Rembrandt with a brush or Bankys with a spray can, I too create beautiful works of art. Although, my medium is largely limited to vacations with miles and points. My latest masterpiece: 4 flights from Tampa to Denver and a hotel suite in Keystone for 4 nights for $33.40.

Have you or somebody you know been injured in a @LeanCuisine accident, if so, call me...... #notanad #justclumsy

I need to start using the euphemism "the bread fell better side down" more often in motion/trial practice.

We just bought a new house today. You never can be too safe, so we are going to run it through a battery of tests this Sunday and Monday to see if it can withstand a hurricane.

Its that time of the year where a self respecting Florida man cant walk down the street with a snickers bar in his pocket.

Not since the last presidential election have I seen the country so divided

Sage advice. nitter.gq/realDonaldTrump/status…

When the other family on Family Feud says it’s a good answer, it is! seriouslyomg.com/?p=52766