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Mom's Basement
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Okay what the hell is the Shamon Michael Jackson virus?
France reports first human Shamonda virus case reut.rs/4zeEHPu reut.rs/4zeEHPu
First they hide the dislike counter. Then they hide the comments. Then they hide the video description. Now they’re even hiding the dislike BUTTON. They just want people to plug into the infinite consumption machine with zero interaction. The slug people. Brain dead consumers.
Capcom data breach in Japan. The internet is being stress tested from every angle. Every vulnerability exposed and exploited. No country is safe. The digital barbarians are at the global gates.
カプコン、情報漏えいを発表 全世界のメールアドレス1177万件
oricon.co.jp/news/2488158/fu…
>"So basically the entire Internet runs on PHP and today they found some critical secu-"
>"Honey, please shut the fuck up."
You trying to explain the state of internet security before she dissociates out of self-preservation and her friends come and rescue her.
No more. Please.
Node.js Security Advisory: a high-severity RCE flaw in Node's Brotli decoder affects Node.js 22, 24, and 26.
Vercel WAF rules are live for every project and block known exploit patterns.
vercel.com/kb/bulletin/node-…
What's up with everyone going to Japan lately? Did a memo go out or something? Do they hear the call of the Orient? Did the Weeb clock activate? Is there a NEET migratory pattern thing going on that we missed? Usually we're on top of these things.
Oh great they've invented the philosopher's stone.
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10.
Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years.
Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
Oh look another man made hack beyond comprehension.
🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases.
CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers.
Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…
Every day that goes by The Bible gets realer and realer like "Yup, that 100% happened that is exactly how people are, completely buy it absolutely no lies detected."
>Genie comes to a man
>Says you can choose any number out of 115,792,089,237,316,195,423,570,985,008,687,907,853,269,984,665,640,564,039,457,584,007,913,129,639,936 possible combinations to secure the internet
>Man says "4"
>Genie says are you retarded?
>Man says "I like 4 saar."
"Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is of course what this is all about."
