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Oh! You said RYAN GOSLING, like the ACTOR 😅 I thought you were talking about my favorite sandwich, the rye-and-gosling. It's a cooked baby goose between two slices of rye bread.
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They put Obama in this chair for three days and wouldn't let him get up until they finished filming ads for 200 different Democrats
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If you're a single-issue gas price voter, you should probably spend like 5 minutes looking up how oil prices work. You'd learn that the US president has very little impact on them unless they do something crazy like shut down a pathway for a quarter of the world's oil.
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They should invent a way to easily make your bed if you have it against the wall or in the corner
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Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
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This picture is so calming she’s just a girl wearing a jersey looking in the fridge it’s cozy southern thanksgiving vibes I’m trying to not hurt myself
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2042 eleição vai ser tipo
Cadaver do Lula reanimado com magia pesada haitiana 50,95%
Bolsodog (shitzu do Bolsonaro) 49,05%
Faria Lima comenta: Brasil vai virar Venezuela desse jeito
Nota da edição: Venezuela deixou de existir a 7 anos após o cataclisma do golfo da América
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thinking about that john lennon song that’s like “woman is the n-word of the world” and how he follows it up with “yes she is…. think about it” as if that helps at all
