Clint Barton

Time has no meaning anymore. It's dark out and I just had a bowl of cereal that was either breakfast or dinner.

I can still order pizza, right? If I pay over the phone and ask them to just leave it outside my door?

Why is Love is Blind a show that exists, and why can't I stop watching it?

Found out pets can't carry this virus, so problem solved. Lucky walks hinself and comes back. Meanwhile I'm gonna learn to bake. Or cook. KD with hot dogs counts as cooking, right?

Been taking Lucky out on the fire escape since it like iron grating? Worked great until my downstairs neighbour stepped out on his...

First crack at the litter box didn't go well. Now it's basically just litter only all around my apartment instead of outside.

I have a dog, Natasha, what am I supposed to do, teach him to use a litter box? I need to take him out for walks!

So I'm not allowed to leave my apartment by orders of Natasha. Okay, so Cap gave the order, but it's Natasha who is threatening to kick my ass if I step outside so who is really in charge?

//Repurposing this account to amuse myself. Random musings of a self-quarantined Clint.