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chai

@AwesomeFish48

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 Im twenty, too (English Joke!)
Joined November 2019
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Cum Laude?? 🧑‍🎓Okay!!! 👍 Ahh!!!! 🥴 AHh!!!!! 😵‍💫 AHH!!!!!! 😵🤣🤣😂😂😂 To the lovely social media team of the Merriam-Webster X Account: Nothing would make The People happier than seeing THE dictionary account created to celebrate the English language repost this joke. Chai.
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Kids say: bros such a simp 😂 Men say: brotha is froffin at the Bella, fahhh stop straight chiccing with the boys n ask her for a tza tza bello 💃 🕺🏾
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The day after I drop my phone while on the toilet and accidentally start an Instagram live of the underside of my genitalia zones and fumble to stop it and become an overnight sensation as the boy who flashed the world
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Hit the road duuude. These are PRIIIVATE parts.
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>itchy chin
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walked into the date and my magnetic fidget rings fell on the floor while i was doing finger tricks
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Take all the suffering of all the good people in the world and DOUBLE IT and GIVE IT TO THE GREAT people in the world #Yep #ImEvil
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BREAKING: Kids these days Afterpay the treats for Halloween
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kids these days just ask the Door Dash to give them treats
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missed a couple times there
Flex Tape (@statssstudent) profile pictureFlex Tape@statssstudentOct 31
My whole life I've been a two ticks blue guy. It's how I was raised. And so I'm not going to lie to you: this hurts. But with fuel at $4, this isn't the time for sentimentality. We can't risk letting the left in, guys. I'm heeding the call; I'm splitting my vote. You should too.
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Fucking trying to fucking sound more fucking nature by fucking adding fucking fuck words into my fucking sentences fuck
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Editing my photos to make my ring finger longer and darker than the rest until someone notices
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Voting assistants are legally required to dance if you ask them to. They HAVE to do anything to ensure you vote. #SpreadTheWord
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REAL fans HAVE to get one shot by Samael 🔥🔥🔥 feel a FRACTION of pain that Harry felt.
august (@regularaugust) profile pictureaugust@regularaugustOct 29
WE DO NOT WANT IT #CancelSilentHill1Remake
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being a man on the internet is talking to randoms about their jerk off habits and being a woman on the internet is having randoms do this to you and people still try to tell me misogyny isn't THAT much of a problem nowadays
🎴 (@inuyarasha_) profile picture🎴@inuyarasha_Oct 29
Replying to @inuyarasha_
i….. um
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Dogtwt Be like. Just got neutered. Fuck
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Without their meanings these would also be beautiful baby names
clover 🍀 (@moongremlln) profile pictureclover 🍀@moongremllnOct 26
Replying to @probmold @ItsBaymart
fapoon is kind of like a cloaca in this way
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Erectile dysfunction veteran after a night of hanky panky: Thank you for your service Private Parts.
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Pathologic 2
Austin the (@Austintheripbo1) profile pictureAustin the@Austintheripbo1Oct 25
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