🎙New/Noteworthy comedy podcast (Wishful thinking) 👽 You know those thoughts that should NEVER exit our lips, we say them

Joined February 2020
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Imagine logging into your Twitter account for a professional meeting and being greeted with an unexpected full frontal nude pic!
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My pep talks with my friends whenever anyone remotely does anything bad to them. xitter.cf/richcoastrican/status/…
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I do my best at proofreading …after the tweet is live
Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.
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due to personal reasons i’ll be detaching from reality and living in delusion.
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if traveling was totally free, you would never see me again
The Black Friday deals didn’t deal this year. Bring back the Walmart fights over the .75 cent 70’ inch flat screen TVs
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twitter is 10000x better when your followers interact
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I’m literally in tears RN because this is the only sandwhich I’ve been eating as subway pescatarian. Add me to the lawsuit
I’ve retweeted so many tweets that claim I will get wealthy and I’m still scrapping up change at the gas pump
My friend @Meris_INFAMOUS poured his heart into recreating this iconic Normani look for Halloween and she didn’t even see it. Twitter can you do the thing that you do
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I forgot that #insecurehbo episodes were shorter than commercial breaks
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When I die I want somebody to log into my Twitter and post “not me bein dead” 😂😂
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The Facebook whistleblower and Scarlett Johansson taking down social media