Calypso✨(semiHiatus)

When your mom accidentally hears you cuss and you low key want to cry

Sleepyyyy

Dear girls with small boobs, STOP COMPLAINING YOU CAN WEAR BRALETTES. I CANT.

*screeches in my timelines ear*

No boy is worth dat. Get urself a candy bar, and watch mean girls on Netflix aight? :-) 🍫

Honey, if u tweetin "I miss u, oh well." Dump his sorry ass outta yo mind. He don deserve u if u gotta tweet to get his attention ahkay? :-)

This is sickening... #ParisAttack #PrayersForParis

Dear person on my grandmas street with their Christmas lights up on November 7th, TAKE THOSE MONSTROSITIES DOWN. -Thanksgiving lover

Hey I miss u ❤️❤️❤️ @LeoValdez01

LOL WHEN GIRLS SAY THEY HATE DRAMA BUT THEYRE THE ONES THAT START IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

I JUST CANT

HOW DO PEOPLE FUNCTION WITHOUT SELF CONFIDENCE I WOULD GO NUTS I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR LACK OF CONFIDENCE. I JUST CANT DO IT

WHOS THE BEST FRIGGING BEST FRIEND FRECKING EVER!? ME I AM THATS WHO

Me: *scoots my favorite tv shows into a corner and away from the hoe that likes them too* Me: *hisses*

WHAT THE FRIGITTY FUCK #TheWalkingDead

Asshat😂😂❤️

When your boyfriend rubs your back😍😍😍😍

I mean what can I say I'm fabulous

Him: you're a pain in my ass.... But I love you anyway. 😂😂😂😂😂😂