Awoooooga (@Awoooooga) profile picture

Arsefaced creative, currently annoying people at Special Group. Everything I say is terribly serious.

Sydney
Joined February 2010
Best use of the word 'allegedly' of all-time.
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Well that escalated steadily for four years.
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Wait until Trump tweets a video of a goal from Burnley v Newcastle. Then his account will get taken down in about eight seconds.
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It's broccoli time🥦 By @DudeIWantThat
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—@BrianStelter asks Robert De Niro about criticism he gets from Fox for speaking out against Trump. "Fuck em," De Niro replies. "Fuck em." Stelter reminds him, "This is cable, so it's not an FCC violation, but it is still a Sunday morning."
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Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate bbc.in/2KzjHfs
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Nothing to see here...just your average shennagains from an Argentina 'B' play-off promotion game 🇦🇷
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Deadset haven’t laughed harder at anything in my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #fulltears
My stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard at this... nitter.gq/Claudia_Jones/status/1…
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If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.
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I photoshopped a flesh-light into the background of this photo please RT so one day it accidentally get's used in an article.
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V Energy Australia launches new blinged-up campaign, set in Miami, via TKT Sydney zpr.io/PxXn7
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Wieden+Kennedy Converts Website Into #BlackLivesMatter Message. adage.com/article/agency-new…
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Win a 'Creatures of Creativeland' book in our first ever competition! Astounding. dlvr.it/Cdg7Qw
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Someone Has Put Kirribilli House Up For Rent buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/ki… via @braddybb
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Awoooooga retweeted
Hi @TurnbullMalcolm, Seeing as you’re not moving into Kirribilli House, why not let people stay there? bit.ly/Malcs
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BREAKING: Manchester United have signed Everton striker, Wayne Rooney, 18. For an undisclosed fee.
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Awoooooga retweeted
What Each State in America is Best At via @Thrillist
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Chelsea have banned 3 racists from Stamford bridge. A 4th is believed to have been offered a 1 yr extension to continue captaining the club.
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Australia Mourns Tragic Loss Of Talented Cricketer Phil Hughes buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/h…
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