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Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא

Hiding from the Deacons
Joined October 2017
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Replying to @ParsonPeeves
The sign on my church says: No Shirt No Shoes No Service
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Every Republican who concedes is a RINO
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You just watch. After midnight the results will suddenly swing to the Democrats.
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Every Canadian knows this is a lie. But Canadians weren’t the target of your disinformation.
My friend who recently relocated back to Canada told me that his car insurance company forced him to buy snow tires for his car. Cost him $6000 for the tires, $200 a year storage and $100 per swap, twice a year. Never heard of this. I used to have all weather tires and I never had a problem If this some new way to hammer Canadians for more money? Does the government get a kickback?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Typical sets of four winter tires in Canada cost $300-1200 before taxes/installation per retailer data, not $6000. Insurers do not force purchases; requirements are provincial laws (e.g. Quebec Dec 1-Mar 15) or voluntary incentives. preferredmechanic.ca/guides/how-muc… motorillustrated.com/winter-tire-la… quebec.ca/en/transports/… preferredmechanic.ca/guides/winter-… cansumer.ca/change-winter-…
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I just got a great idea for creepy Halloween costumes.
Our Turning Point Action team joined forces with @ScottPresler to knock on doors in Manchester, New Hampshire today for @SununuSenator and @DiLorenzo4NH .
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America is officially President Trump's casino.
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Pastor of My Domain retweeted
Replying to @IgorRyltsev
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Lil Preparation H
Your gangster name is 'Lil' plus the last thing you bought. What is it?
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Katie Zacharia - something about spending more time with her family.
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Forget Aslan’s female voice. Why is Jesus a freaking CAT? What’s next? Furry churches?
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Watching a steady stream of trolls claiming Canada is under total foreign control. Apparently we are entirely controlled by China, or India, or the EU, or London. All written by people who want to be controlled by Trump, who is controlled by Putin.
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Busted!! Canada’s diabolical plans, known only to President Trump, have been revealed. He just discovered Canada’s secret tariffs too. Trump is on a roll.
Trump makes it seem like Canada was after Alaska. He asks the crowd, "Does anybody like Canada?"
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My “For You” feed is actually sane tonight.
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Pastor of My Domain retweeted
Weekend at Donald’s
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Coming soon to Canada. Foot-sized dents in the door.
🤖 Made with AI
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Pastor of My Domain retweeted
I’m a 25 year old single mother and I’m voting for Albertan independence
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President Trump’s next DC beautification projects
🤖 Made with AI
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AI is now Super Intelligence So I guess Artificial Intelligence should be used for the White House Brain Trust
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